“When Examining The Letters And Memoirs Of Soldiers From The Medical Department, It Soon Becomes Apparent

Joe Toye: you fuckers don’t know about my KNIFESTICK. It’s a knife, taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon

Luz: spear

Toye: BLOCKED

Liebgott: i cant belive you and Toye broke the bed last night

Perconte: yeah, it must have been wild

Luz: aha yeah..

*last night*:

Luz: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Toye: try me.

I made a Band of Brothers trailer for fun, and now it’s making me want to rewatch the series 😭✌🏼

music: dauntless - vhpr

clips: band of brothers, hbo

Really drunk Joe Toye sitting in a pile of puppies and he starts getting teary eyed and his voice gets really husky as he gathers them up into his arms and rubs his face into their fluffy little bodies. “I can’t protect all of them.”

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Webster about dating Liebgott: It’s crazy to have someone who’s always standing next to you to point out what’s happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, “You ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!” And I’ll go, “Yeah! I should!”

Webster: It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life.

Is Speirs more of a mulled wine, eggnog or hot coco w/marshmallows type of guy???

He drinks mulled wine for his ‘me time’ winter drink.

One time he let Nix spike the Eggnog and he doesn’t remember that Christmas so he is slightly afraid of Eggnog now but just claims to not like dairy now to not seem weak in the eyes of others. 

Kitty Welsh has served him hot coco successfully many times but no one has witnessed it Harry is convinced his perfect wife is making it up.

I love skip with all my heart 🥺💖🖤

Winters: Are you okay and/or mentally stable?

Doc Roe: Sorry the person you are trying to reach can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

Winters: Doc, this is a verbal conversation.

Doc Roe: Beeeeeep.

Krauts: GET YO DOG

Winters, deadfaced: it don't bite

Speirs: *is shooting Krauts left and right*

Krauts: YES IT DO