shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed
shifty:
lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot
Winters yelling, “SPEIRS! Get yourself over here!” and Speirs just bounding up like an excited, murderous puppy.
Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
Speirs: [Pulls out a knife]
Luz: Oh no.
Speirs: [Opens a box with it]
Luz: Oh okay.
Speirs: [Pulls a gun out of the box]
Luz: Oh no!
I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.
steal everything your gay little hands can carry™
I may or may not have fallen in love with Shane Taylor for like the 5th time this week
i may do more of these….
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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