Curate, connect, and discover
Deku: Look, Uraraka, it’s funny how, when you fall in love with someone, you start becoming aware of these little quirks and habits they have, and just collecting and memorizing them
Uraraka: Like what?
Deku: Like… *gives detailed and full list of quirks and habits Todoroki has*
Uraraka: Uh, Deku…
Deku: Yes?
Uraraka: Did you hear what you said just now? Because I have news for you…
Deku: Yes, why? What do you me- *sudden realisation*
Deku: *blushes furiously*
Deku: Oh my gosh.
Deku: I’m in love with Todoroki
Uraraka: *nodding sagely* Yup.
Jirou, about the Bakusquad: It’s like all of you share one braincell sometimes!
Kaminari: *Can’t think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
Kyrie: Ok there is a party and there are nine kids and only six chairs, what do you do?
Nero: Get three chairs
Dante: have them all sit on the floor
Vergil: Have them fight to the death for the right to sit on a chair....
Nero: NO!
Malia: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?
Stiles: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?
scott: you need to be nicer to theo
stiles: i am nice
scott: you threatened to stab him
stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning
stiles: go big or go home
scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home
stiles: i'm going big
Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”
Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY
Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed
shifty:
lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot
Speirs: [Pulls out a knife]
Luz: Oh no.
Speirs: [Opens a box with it]
Luz: Oh okay.
Speirs: [Pulls a gun out of the box]
Luz: Oh no!
Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!
Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep
Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...
Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?
Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire
Babysitter Speirs: *hiding in the bathroom with a glass of wine*
Easy Company: *screaming and destroying the house*
Speirs, to the camera: Lipton is out of town, and I desperately needed a drink to get through the rest of the night. So I’m hiding in the bathroom, having a drink. Is that wrong?
Probably Luz: *breaking something expensive upstairs*
Speirs: They don’t ever go away. They want everything you have.
Speirs: *points camera under the door*
Shifty: *on the ground, staring through the crack curiously*
Speirs: See? He follows me everywhere.
Shifty: Hi.
Shifty: Hi.
Speirs: Hi.
Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*
Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..
Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*
Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..
[ at a USO rager ]
Winters: *over the music* ANYONE SEE A RECYCLING BIN ANYWHERE?
Roe, even louder: OR SIZZUHS?
shifty powers: im a simple fellow. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour.
Speirs: What did you do?
Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...
Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?
Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—
Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!
Luz: I WAS!
Roger, trying to flirt with Jack: So, what's a cutie like you doing with someone like him? *points at Ralph*
Jack : Shut up! I don't think he knows he can do better.
Foggy: Look, Matt, I made a little marshmallow you, it even has it’s arms crossed cause you’re grumpy all the time! What do you think?
Matt: *choked up* it’s fine.
this absolutely happened
Charlie: Of course I support Cameron’s rights.
Charlie: Cameron’s right to shut the fuck up.
this was funnier in my head
Charlie: what does take out mean?
Vaggie: food
Angel dust: dating
Nifty: murder
Alastor: all three if you’re not a coward