Ranboo: I Like How Some Instant Ramen Packs Are Like, “for Better Taste, Add Fresh Vegetables And Scallions!~

Techno: Ranboo.

Ranboo: Yeah?

Techno, gesturing at his chest: Explain.. that.

Ranboo, looking down at Tommy who's wrapped around him like a koala: Oh! He just does this sometimes.

Phil: . . . What mate?

Ranboo, smiling: Yeah! I think he may be asleep though, so could you guys try to be quiet?

Phil, whispering: What the fuck.

one of my favorite things on the dsmp is how many more endermen there are now.

people used to kill endermen anytime they accidentally looked at one from hundreds of blocks away. theyd show off how quickly they could get one to attack and cheered whenever they got pearls

and then ranboo joined! all of a sudden, people were hesitating to kill endermen. all of a sudden, these tall creatures reminded them of their new, timid, black-and-white friend. they saw how ranboo flinched at the sound of an enderman’s dying screams. they noticed how he hated eye contact, just like his ancestors. they’d wonder if this thing they were about to kill was a friend or family member of the kid’s. so they left endermen alone, logging out to avoid their anger and trading with villagers for their pearls

now, the smp is covered with endermen. its not uncommon to be approached by one on the prime path, or given a grass block while building. the tundras are filled with the humanoids, all of them knowing that there was no danger where the halfling boy lived. edward was mourned when his time finally came. now the members of the dream smp see endermen less as monsters, and more as friends :)

I think I can add relatively chill for a Masked Fools member into this.

What's fascinating about Sampo is how contradictory he is.

He seems to draw so much attention to himself, not only in personality but in style, yet can disappear without a sound. Speaking of style, it's so unexpectedly morbid when you think about it. His shoulder pad (?) Looks like a lizard skull, whatever that thing is around his back looks like a spine, even his shirt (if it can really be called that) looks like a stylized ribcage. Heck his whole vibe based on design alone is different from his personality.

He's played up to be motivated by money, but it doesn't take much convincing to get him to do things for you without reward. And I've never seen him ask twice.

He completely avoids getting involved in battles, and it's obviously not due to lack of skill. He obviously knows his way around a blade, based on his knife tricks idle. If you look at his foot work on his normal attack it's perfectly balanced for each strike.

Everything about him is so himbo coded, but he canonacly knows more than he should (ex. Naming a different star system despite being presented as someone from a planet without space travel).

He says so little in so much. He's the character we know the least about despite being the first we meet in Belobog. The cutscene at the end of the Belobog arc seemed to imply that we'd see him again in the storyline and I'm really looking forward to that day.

Sam: It's really dark here

Gabriel: Don't worry I got this

Gabriel: *stomps heelies*

Gabriel: *slips and falls*

Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers

Sam: I'm glad it's dark

Kira: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Void!Stiles: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

I understand it’s probably bc he’s Baby and all but like. there are not enough jokes about the fact that Jack is the actual literal antichrist. like. the fact that satan possessed the president and then slept with a monica lewinsky character insert and produced a ball of sunshine is already incredibly funny but. we’re sleeping on a world of comedy here. do you think Dean ever made him watch the omen movies?

“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”

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listen... listen... <3

Stiles: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Stiles: What the fuck?

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Peter: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Peter: *shrugs* That's fair.

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Scott: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Scott: Not again.

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Theo: *gets stabbed with a sword*

Theo: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?