Babysitter Speirs: *hiding In The Bathroom With A Glass Of Wine*

i saw this screencap of eugene and i knew what i had to do

*Webgott in an argument*

Webster: you know what? Fuck you!

Liebgott: I already did!

Webster: ...

Liebgott: -and I did it real good

Webster: ...

Webster: ...

Webster: you did.

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.

Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.

Luz, staring at Toye: LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS THREE DAY SUPPLY OF K-RATIONS, CHOCOLATE BARS, CHARMS CANDY, POWDERED COFFEE, SUGAR, MATCHES, COMPASS, BAYONET, ENTRENCHING TOOL, AMMUNITION, GAS MASK, MUSETTE BAG WITH AMMO, HIS WEBBING, HIS .45, CANTEEN, TWO CARTONS OF SMOKES, HAWKINS MINE, TWO GRENADES, SMOKE GRENADE, GAMMA GRENADE, TNT, THAT BULLSHIT, AND A PAIR OF NASTY SKIVVIES.

Luz: I HAVE TO HAVE HIM

@david-sharkthot-webster oh u mean something like this?

Frank Perconte: I am very small.

Frank Perconte: And right now I have no money.

Frank Perconte: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.