Me: Man I Should Be Making Interesting Content For People To Engage With!

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Thing my brother actually said to me, before smoking weed

Alright, I'm gonna go get stony-bologna

Huh, this happened once, and my brother just shoved his fingers in his mouth and pulled it out. The dog did not enjoy it, but he stopped choking

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.

Everyone reblog this and tag it with your useless talents

Save your kitties!! #deathtopurina

purina tidy cats lightweight litter causes health problems

Purina tidy cats lightweight litter has caused serious health issues in cats. They include wheezing, bloody nose, bloody urine and respiratory problems. If you are currently using this product, please keep a close eye on your feline’s health. Please consider avoiding purchasing this product if possible as it is not worth the risk.

This isn’t the first time a Purina product has been reported to adversely affect pets, we posted earlier this year that Beneful is facing a class action lawsuit for the death of 4,000 dogs.

As parents of furchildren, we need to be more aware of the food and products we give our babies and not be blinded by big budget campaigns and advertisements from giant pet brands. They may claim to have our pets’ best interests at heart but that is not always the case.

Jesus Christ, I don't understand. The only thing I remember about this movie is weird hair sex

6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it was okay”

The most accurate description I've ever seen

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

Batbrothers' Never Have I Ever, Round 2

Tim: Never have I ever had superpowers.

Damian: -tt- Well, Drake. Never have I ever had to fake an injury to get the press off my back.

Tim: *scowls*

Dick: Never have I ever had a big brother!

Tim: That's not even fair.

Damian: For once, I agree with Drake.

Jason: Wow. Whatever. Never have I ever staged an elaborate play, my friends as pawns whose trust I break in the process, in order to bring down a supervillain society and an alien invasion.

Dick: Okay. Well. That was one time.

Tim: Never have I ever intentionally destroyed shrubbery because I was a petulant brat.

Damian: Neither have I.

Tim: Never have I ever intentionally destroyed shrubbery, period. *narrows eyes.

Damian: And never have I ever been adopted.

Jason: Wow. Woww.

Tim: Rude.

Dick: Never have I ever taken up an identity that belonged to a previous Robin, the Robin mantel included.

Jason: Oh, come on!

Tim: Hey.

Damian: Grayson, you are being underhanded.

Jason: Whatever. Never has my sibling slept with my mom.

Damian: ... why must you say such things.