Latest Posts by ouwi-ouwi-baguette - Page 2
see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
King is this your friend Elton John
Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh
i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.
having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3
It became a trend to tell someone that you wanted to eat their organs as a way of saying that you thought they were cool or attractive, and there was a news article claiming that David Tennant (the former Doctor Who star) signed a legal document saying that he was legally allowed to sue people if they told him they wanted to eat his organs because it made him extremely uncomfortable, but also that he would NEVER eat anyone else’s organs or this form would be used against him in court.
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
bethany who are we stabbing this ides?
Your father. My father. Everyone's father
Is Tumblr just escapism from my shitty fucked up life of substance abuse and yearning
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
*remembers*
*gets sick to my stomach*
god, your worst warrior needs money
guys I think everything is going to be okay
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
Hello my liege, happy Valentine’s Day. I hope Ohio is not treating you too badly. I come bearing a Valentine your blog inspired me to make 🤩
Greatest luck on your magnum opus 🤩🤩🤩
Happy Valentine's Day! May every one of you find the Kermit to your Joker.
no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
