All My Strait Friends Keep Coming To Me When They Have Questions About Gay People And I’m Just Like

Science needs to not. Like, this is how sci-fi horror movies start.

we all have a specific knowledge that just…changed us. for life.

anyway it is super important to me u know that scientists have successfully performed head transplants on mice

yes, that is a black mouse head transplanted on a white mouse body, and it is alive. 

SO THATS WHY SHE COULDNT HEAR THE PRINCE CALLING AFTER HER

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Maybe he has a hoarding problem maybe he doesn’t. You’ll never know unless you open the box.

The gays just do it better

Gay🚀irl

You know, having had my name legally changed forever ago, it’s fucking wild to open random accounts and suddenly see my old name, like

*Ahh oop Jump Scare*

My sincerest apologies to everyone I told that my allergies got worse after taking testosterone, turns out I just needed to buy a nose hair trimmer, my bad lol

*Classical music intensifies*

Now I can’t stop thinking of a vampire politely knocking on the bedroom window of a house whispering “can I come in please?”

I was thinking about how vampires need permission to enter a home and then immediately thought: Damn, vampires would make really bad house burglars.