Paradoxf0x - Here Lies My Brain Vomit

Kate McKinnon is the new relatable gay meme, I don’t make the rules

people will look at classic dystopian sci-fi like "wow how did the author predict this would happen" and the answer is they didn't. they hoped and hoped this wouldn't happen. (some of them, the lucky few perhaps, even died believing the worst had been averted.) these writers took a look at terrible things happening around them, and imagined a future where these terrible things dominated and warped reality, and they held it up to the audience and said "see? does this future not appall you??? it has already begun."

dystopian fiction isn't a prediction. it is a warning and a PLEA

Musical chairs? I thought you said Magical chairs

Well, there’s no un-summoning the demon now so we might as well play

Yesssssss the puns

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

(Credit to CollegeHumor for making this wonderful trailer)

An Enchanted Map

it shows you a map of an area of your choosing in any amount of detail but every time you use it the DM plays the map song from Dora first. it plays in-game too.

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

How come your kid can be whoever they want when they grow up, but when I try it it’s “identity theft” and “illegal”