I’m Headed To The Graveyard To Go Reanimate Myself A Girlfriend, Anyone Want Me To Pick Up Anything

I’m Headed To The Graveyard To Go Reanimate Myself A Girlfriend, Anyone Want Me To Pick Up Anything

I’m headed to the graveyard to go reanimate myself a girlfriend, anyone want me to pick up anything while I’m out?

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4 years ago
I Don’t Care If This Was Supposed To Read “Healthy Burgers,” This Says “Heal Thy Burgers” And

I don’t care if this was supposed to read “Healthy Burgers,” this says “Heal Thy Burgers” and nothing can convince me otherwise


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11 months ago

Life is a stage play and everyone has a script but me


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4 years ago

The gays just do it better

Gay🚀irl

Gay🚀irl


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3 months ago

People are always telling me I spend entirely too much time in the gym for someone who has no interest being a professional athlete, and like, I’m glad some of you had normal, well-adjusted childhoods or whatever, but some of us are out here fist-fighting our demons, so why don’t you mind your business, Trevor?


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4 years ago

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

2 months ago

Today, completely unprompted, on his own, my dad, who even just two years ago told me I would never be a man, got me a “Happy Birthday, Son” card. He still has a long way to go as far as support goes, but for him that was a huge step and it means the world to me that he cares enough to keep trying. My point is that where there is love, there is hope, so don’t give up on them.

I would like to clarify that this post does not mean you should stay with/coddle your abusers. If a relationship is damaging to your physical/mental health, then absolutely cut it off. What I am saying is that if they care about you more than their preconceived notions of you, they will see how much happier you are after transitioning and they will work to overcome their biases (even if it takes them far longer than it should to realize).


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4 years ago
I Laughed So Loud Someone Asked If I Was Okay

I laughed so loud someone asked if I was okay


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4 years ago

I become more and more of a conspiracy theorist every time I learn something new about the government

Tiktok is making a whole bunch of claims that you shouldn’t curse the government because they have ‘ancient dark magicks that is so much more powerful then us and did we mention Ancient and Dark and every person talking about this spells it magick’ and something about the cia doing astral projection? and I feel like you’d find this funny caretaker

ACTUALLY THAT'S REAL

IM NOT EVEN JOKING THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN PEOPLE TO SCRY BACK IN THE 50s BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE DOING IT IT TIES INTO THE MKULTRA STUFF

THEY DONT HAVE SORCERERS ANYMORE SO YOU CAN CURSE THEM


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