I become more and more of a conspiracy theorist every time I learn something new about the government
Tiktok is making a whole bunch of claims that you shouldn’t curse the government because they have ‘ancient dark magicks that is so much more powerful then us and did we mention Ancient and Dark and every person talking about this spells it magick’ and something about the cia doing astral projection? and I feel like you’d find this funny caretaker
ACTUALLY THAT'S REAL
IM NOT EVEN JOKING THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN PEOPLE TO SCRY BACK IN THE 50s BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE DOING IT IT TIES INTO THE MKULTRA STUFF
THEY DONT HAVE SORCERERS ANYMORE SO YOU CAN CURSE THEM
I think I just gained a new personal hero
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
I was thinking about how vampires need permission to enter a home and then immediately thought: Damn, vampires would make really bad house burglars.
The puns! I live for the puns like this!
America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
You don’t have to be ‘special’ or extraordinary talented to do the things you love. There exists plenty of space in the world for the creation of new things of all shapes and sizes.
When you have made a thing, you have made a thing. And there exists somewhere some person who would love and cradle it close to their chest.
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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