The puns! I live for the puns like this!
Printers: now with attitude
Musical chairs? I thought you said Magical chairs
Well, there’s no un-summoning the demon now so we might as well play
Time to go dig up another grave! You know, for science...
Lost Girl feeds my lesbian soul
Pokémon Go!
I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!
SO THATS WHY SHE COULDNT HEAR THE PRINCE CALLING AFTER HER
someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it
I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!
A well playing job, countless new friends, *and* I can legally threaten bitchy customers with an iron rod? Where do I sign?
I’ll keep them graves so spotless you’ll be able to see the reflection of your dead loved ones standing hauntingly behind you.
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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