I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!
There are many aspects of male culture that I wasn’t expecting once I started passing, but one of the ones that confused me the most was how many guys wanted to shake my hand??? Like, this is not a job interview my guy, we are in a d&d store??
But they were the coolest and you had to own a shit ton to set on your desk next to the eraser that actually worked or your life was meaningless
these dont erase ANYTHING
love to purchase items but at what cost
I’m gonna need you to perform a full memory wipe before leaving, thanks
if we break up u have to return your keys and all knowledge of my personality traits & netflix queue
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
2020 is that one guy you know who has to take everything up to 11
Group projects be like
I asked you to “sign me the fuck up”, not “assign me the fuck-up,”
Also, I like that the myth specifically states Medusa turns any man who looks at her eyes into stone, because when I first heard it my brain automatically decided Medusa was a lesbian and I’ve just had that in my brain for so long that it’s canon now
if medusa wears sunglasses do u not turn to stone
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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