“And you?”
“I was tying someone up on the subway”
I also have the need to entertain you and will constantly ask if you want anything if you come to my home because “being a good host” was drilled into me from birth
Also, I like that the myth specifically states Medusa turns any man who looks at her eyes into stone, because when I first heard it my brain automatically decided Medusa was a lesbian and I’ve just had that in my brain for so long that it’s canon now
if medusa wears sunglasses do u not turn to stone
Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)
Now I can’t stop thinking of a vampire politely knocking on the bedroom window of a house whispering “can I come in please?”
I was thinking about how vampires need permission to enter a home and then immediately thought: Damn, vampires would make really bad house burglars.
SO THATS WHY SHE COULDNT HEAR THE PRINCE CALLING AFTER HER
someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it
Musical chairs? I thought you said Magical chairs
Well, there’s no un-summoning the demon now so we might as well play
#Catch me at the stegosaurus concert
(Credit to CollegeHumor for making this wonderful trailer)
it shows you a map of an area of your choosing in any amount of detail but every time you use it the DM plays the map song from Dora first. it plays in-game too.
I’m dying
This is literally what we do every time I get together with my best friend
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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