"i Dont Gaf" "im Nonchalant" Okay??? I G Such Af. Be Afraid Of How Many Fs I G. I Am Either Desolately

Finally the Good Luck babe cover by Dipper and Mabel <3

you are so very real tina belcher i’ve also always felt boring and you made my “boring” interests feel safe thank you whoever decided to make tina a 13 year old girl with (undiagnosed) autism

slowly falling off my bobs burgers game by obsessing over sam and bucky. this is all you’ll hear from me for the next weeks. i will be thinking about falcon and the white wolf instead of working.

kid at work said i looked 25. i screamed.

AND my aunt thought i was my 21 year old sister!!!

Hi :D what are your favorite Jimmy Jr lines throughout the show? It can be as many as you want and from any season and episode!

"sorry horcelain..." always makes me witch cackle

also DONT TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD in season 2 is so good

"everybody, close your eyes and believe!" in OT the outside toilet

"PUT. THE LIPS. DOWN." two for tina

"i just wanna go home, turn off my devices, get my cry water ready and prepare for tomorrow..." so you stink you can dance

"do you have any soup?" "uh, i don't." "thats okay..." butt sweat and fears (blue is tina)

honorable mention : "god i never noticed how annoying you sound!" "i have a speech impediment tina.." "WELL FIX IT."

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they accidentally drop kicked my mom in the balls on new years in 2011

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Dude this line read is so good

its been so long (like less than a week) since ive burger posted so here we go: headcanon list guys!

also cw - mentions of mental illness/trauma

bob : very much based off my own dad (one of my favorite people alive), bisexual, autistic depressed and clinically anxious, lies on the floor a lot because of back problems, works through injury and illness (the family's doing a bit better on money now but he's lived his whole life in fear of being unable to support the people he loves and their wellbeing), saw that tina aligned herself with femininity from when she was a really little kid (supports her endlessly, was the first one to buy her a dress), gives the kids his old records/cassettes/cds, quality time is his love language, loves crappy old movies from the 80s (like weird science), winona ryder was his childhood crush, tina shows him phoebe bridgers and he loves her (cries to kyoto bc dad issues), so desperately trying to not become his father, dreams about his mom a lot, has been getting gray hairs since he was 17 (purely from stress), bad episodes of insomnia, claims he doesn't mind being away from linda (if shes not in the same room as him for more than an hour he needs to cry, she is his absolute best friend), really adores teddy like a stupid younger brother, fucking hates mr frond with a burning passion

linda : truthfully i dont have much for her. i dont need to really give her any headcannons i worship her the way she is, but shes def adhd and autistic

gene : genderfluid (he/she), audhd, live laugh love fiona apple, bad sensory issues, cant wear pants unless theyre baggy, sisters buys him reusable earplugs, got linda's family's loudness, talks shit WAY too loud, jazz bitch, can surprisingly do a cartwheel really well, walks around belting 90s music (everyone hates it except lin), loves makeup and looks amazing in it (tina is secretly really pissed that he looks better in it than her), can fall asleep anywhere, will eat anything once, has bit alex/courtney as a form of affection (tina and louise too but theyre used to it), will sit on tinas floor and vent to her at any given moment, remembers nothing except for the most obscure random things about the people he loves, incorporates music in all of his school reports, loves salty food especially

louise : unlabeled (she/they), autistic, loves japanese candies and snacks, phone screen chronically cracked, permanently cold hands, tina does her hair, makes own jewelry and pins, loves broaches and mints but always forgets which is in which tin, has drank paint water by accident, very artistic, loves to draw in comic book/manga styles, secretly really enjoys being around jimmy jr (finds him really funny), loves a good ironic trucker hat, if you can read this the bitch fell off, needs glasses (ends up getting funky ones like lindas), short fingers that are always painted light green and pink, lots of scars on hands from skateboarding, learns bass later in life, starts saying "oh my god" like bob

tina : transfemme (she/her), autistic/has clinical anxiety and depression, speaks with the most subtle new york accent (residual from linda), multilingual (fluent in spanish, conversational in french, knows some korean, can say random words in various others), loves bad campy horror movies, incredibly soft but always sweaty hands, layers her hair (learns to cut her own), because of everything thats happened she is extremely paranoid about family dying, sensitive skin, has a bunch of digestive issues (throws up a lot), sometimes has violent tendencies (feels guilty for them always), sleep walking/chronic nightmares (wakes up screaming a lot), watches drag race with bob, #1 phoebe bridgers/lucy dacus/julien baker fan, adores sleater-kinney, loves riot grrl music, bites nails, extremely clumsy (scars), loves big jackets over dresses, takes naps because she cant sleep at night, truly is her fathers daughter

i do not think anyone will read this whole thing, but i hope you like it if you did