i really shouldve sensed the pattern when i felt guilty as i watched every season of naruto, every season of south park, and every season of bobs burgers, all of which are incredibly long shows, in a very short amount of time
i really shouldve sensed something was up when i felt extremely embarrassed and told no one that i used to run back and forth flapping my arms imagining my favorite characters from percy jackson and pokemon in made up scenarios until i was 11, and still feel the urge to now
i really shouldve sensed i had something going on when i felt like i grew up too fast but also never matured as much as those around me, how i always had to wear a mask around people, a facade i had learned from disney tv shows i used to watch
but thank god i had the sense to let the mask fall off, get the fuck out of the smoke and breathe fresh air for once
Hi :D what are your favorite Jimmy Jr lines throughout the show? It can be as many as you want and from any season and episode!
"sorry horcelain..." always makes me witch cackle
also DONT TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD in season 2 is so good
"everybody, close your eyes and believe!" in OT the outside toilet
"PUT. THE LIPS. DOWN." two for tina
"i just wanna go home, turn off my devices, get my cry water ready and prepare for tomorrow..." so you stink you can dance
"do you have any soup?" "uh, i don't." "thats okay..." butt sweat and fears (blue is tina)
honorable mention : "god i never noticed how annoying you sound!" "i have a speech impediment tina.." "WELL FIX IT."
hey guys so fuck capitalism but also stop treating people who buy from big businesses like shit. me personally, i live in a town with only chain stores and food places except for like 5 places that are all crazy expensive. im sorry but if i want food id rather buy a sandwich from dunkin’ donuts than a $13 sandwich from a small business because i cant afford that. and i think thats fair. i don’t love supporting big businesses in fact i hate it, but literally what else can i do? i hate the college system as much as the next guy but i need to go to a decent college to be able to survive so im sorry but i have to be a part of it to get money and stay alive. like what am i supposed to do?? what are any of us supposed to do?
"i dont gaf" "im nonchalant" okay??? i g such af. be afraid of how many fs i g. i am either desolately sad or overflowing with love and its GREAT. i have never taken anything unseriously. cower in fear of my chalance.
put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
i completely understand the fact that so many people don't like how the most recent episode ended and i am absolutely on tina's side, but it's sort of obvious that a 13 year old would have a stronger grip on morals than a 9 year old, yk? i feel like we have to take everything louise says/does with a grain of salt bc honestly i think she took tinas stuff because she admires her maybe? this is coming from a youngest sibling myself, i use to take my sisters stuff because i just wanted to be like her, even though i never told her that. thats what i see louise as doing, but i could be wrong! what gayle says about being obsessed with linda and wanting to be like her, thats sort of what i saw louise doing. maybe this is just me trying to make myself feel better cause tina's pov made me genuinely sob for 2 hours <3
you ever see a ship you love so much and saying "i ship them" isn't enough. like no you don't understand they give me mental illness
sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.
a fucking fact is bucky has ALWAYS seen captain america as more than captain america. to him steve and sam are just guys that he loves. just dudes he would die for. this bitch is one of the only men who has taken the time to really look beyond the shield so THERE.
every hit me hard and soft song can be assigned to twin peaks in some way, this has been plaguing me and im going to explode
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
this is such a snore-gasm...she/he/theyprobably surviving off advil and lesbianismcurrent interests include : bobs burgers, greek mythology, tmnt, marvel (specifically bucky and sam), you will also probably seen mentions of byler or jjk or aot or always sunny or pretty much anything elsegood luck gang
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