5 Days Until Its Not Weird For Me To Watch Bob Actually Three Times In One Day!!!!!

every hit me hard and soft song can be assigned to twin peaks in some way, this has been plaguing me and im going to explode

"i dont gaf" "im nonchalant" okay??? i g such af. be afraid of how many fs i g. i am either desolately sad or overflowing with love and its GREAT. i have never taken anything unseriously. cower in fear of my chalance.

"i want to go home" "youre already in your home" OKAY? thats not what i MEAN

merry christmas to everyone who celebrates but ESPECIALLY to the person who decided to make trev sing a song about how he’s in love with (feels used by) jimmy sr pesto because that’s so funny (i cried exactly 2 tears) this christmas all i want is for them to kiss (i am only half joking)

More Bobs drawings :3 💖

im one bad day away from writing fanfiction so look out in 2025 for when i go off the grid and come back with a bible-sized attack on titan or bobs burgers fanfic

sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.

i feel like what i keep hearing about is how terrifying the laura palmer screaming scene is, but it is absolutely not the scariest scene in the show. i dont know if anyone tries to say it is, but i feel like yapping so here we go.

there is something explicitly haunting about a lot of scenes in that show. all the ones with bob, all the weird mental breaks of the characters, its very clear whats scary about that. its creepy! of course it is! but the subliminal soft horror is the exact same thing that makes the show so comforting: the simple cinematography and seemingly not great acting.

of course theyre all great actors. but a lot of their scenes appear to be poorly shot. they stare just a little bit too long and seem to be making the wrong facial expressions at times, and their personalities are straight up confusing. and its really a testament to david lynch's genius how much this adds to the quiet horror of the show. you literally cant tell who's evil and who's genuine because everyone acts possessed. you cant even tell anything is up with leland because EVERYONE IS CRAZY. EVERYONE. who's possessed by bob? who knows because theyre ALL CRAZY!!! everyones wacky and zaney and insane!!!!!! who killed laura? EVERYONE DID BECAUSE EVERYONES CRAZY!! and just when you think you found the straight man, they have a mental breakdown. so.

its beautiful and comforting but is also genuinely the most accurate representation of horror mysteries. its the one i think is done the best, because you have no idea whats going on ever. you cant just sit down and think because all of a sudden theres a giant staring at you from where a girl was. theres a horse in the living room. theres a man tap dancing on a table. theres a llama walking around. theres harry looking cooper up and down for some reason. david lynch the man you were. we will never forget you.

sorry hugo stans i cant fucking stand that bitch! also logan, sorry i really dont get the hype.... i am also not a louigan shipper. i am sorry mutuals.