#prongsfoot
Snape’s worst memory is so funny Sirius is bored and James is like ‘let me fix that king’ and publicly humiliates a guy
“james would never do that!” why are you james fleamont potter? are you the father? are you the son? are you the holy spirit? why are you deciding what james cant and wont do?
“Well, maybe now I’m sulking because I’ve been with you all day and haven’t been able to kiss you once.” “Oh, is that it?” Regulus hums as he’s pulled closer. “You poor thing.” “You’re mocking me, but I’m actually devastated.”
I was fortunate enough to be able to commission this incredible artwork by @jaioes for chapter 5 of baby, all i wanna do is coast (with you). and I will never be normal again, actually!! All the love in the world to Zar for being so fantastic with this, truly<33
Peter: Why is James crying? Sirius: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- James: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Peter: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- James: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Peter: NO, NOT THAT! Remus: what is wrong with you all
“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”
No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.
leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic
me at 3am: yk, mental stability is good..
me: *clicks next chapter of the fic i’m reading*
me: … but dead gay wizards are better
I don’t know who needs to hear this but YOUR CHARACTERS DONT NEED TO FALL IN LOVE. PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST AS FULFILLING AND AMAZING AS ROMANTIC ONES. NOT EVERY STORY NEEDS A ROMANTIC SUBPLOT STOP IT
James is so smart and good at magic, but he is so teen boy core that he loses all brain function when he sees a pretty girl/boy, and that is why he is a himbo
AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH
I really wanna write a fic about regulus and Pandora’s friendship throughout their lives, starting before Hogwarts and ending with Pandora’s death so if anyone has any ideas or headcannons about them I really wanna hear themmm!!
Hades and persephone jegulus au but like reverse where James keeps showing up with flower crowns to give regulus and follow him around while he does his godly duties and regulus tries his best to keep him away and one day when he goes outside and finds James playing with cerberus he finally cracks and just
In full exasperation. "how the fuck do you even keep getting down here???"
(Charon aka Evan, thanatos aka barty, Styx aka dorcas, and hecate aka pandora are all rooting for jegulus and let him in but james ain't no snitch)
Regulus pretends he hates it but when James is gone for a week for whatever reason it leaves regulus in a downright foul fucking mood and makes it everybody's problem and by day three of no James every entity residing in the underworld has taken it upon themselves to abduct James and never let him leave again the next time he finally comes down.
Lowkey Reg kept every single flower crown magically preserved in a display in his bedroom