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Everything changed in third year. It really should have been insignificant in the grander scheme of things. Magic was real, Harry was the Boy Who Lived, and He Who Must Not be Named was back. There were so many more important things to think about. So why was Harry so hung up on the fact that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were in love? Or how Harry accidentally fell in love with Draco Malfoy. (And it might have been the best thing that ever happened to him ... or the worst)

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

ON FANFIC WRITERS

WHAT MY PARENTS THINK I DO:

WHAT SOCIETY THINKS I DO:

WHAT MY READERS THINK I DO:

WHAT I THINK I DO:

WHAT I ACTUALLY DO:

some kid comes up to remus lupin in fifth year like “I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!”

and remus freaks out, this is literally his worst nightmare come to life, he’s stammering “i-i don’t kn-know what you-”

and the kid just shouts “YOU SMUGGLED YOUR DOG INTO HOGWARTS! I SAW YOU TALKING TO IT!”

and remus just stares at this kid. in the background, sirius is losing his shit

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

the ministry: *finds a solo finger on the road*

the ministry: well he must have just. exploded idk.

the ministry: *sees voldemort disappear*

the ministry: well he must be. gone for good i guess.

the ministry: *overhears lucius malfoy talking loudly about the heir of slytherin*

the ministry: SHIT MUST BE THAT GIANT FUCKER THAT WE PROSECUTED BASED ON THE WORD OF SOMEONE WE NOW KNOW IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL! LET’S LOCK HIM UP

someone: hey so voldemort’s back, he’s literally out there killing people and putting the dark mark everywhere

the ministry: …naaaaah

I’ve been re-reading the HP books and I got to Prisoner of Azkaban (be still my beating heart, it is still the best one) and, at Christmas there’s only 12 people around the dinner table. Trelawny comes along and Dumbledore stands up to draw her a chair.

She freaks out, I must not! When 13 people dine together, the first to rise is the first to die!!!!!

Except.

Ron had Scabbers in his pocket.

Which means that there wasn’t 12 people when Trelawny arrived. There was already 13.

And Dumbledore stood up.

Chapter 2 of my drarry fic is up! Maybe give it a try?

lucius malfoy joined the death eaters for the aesthetic and has been slowly backing out of that life choice ever since

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for “fleeing from death”, indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

8th Year, Draco is tentative friends with the trio, they study together. Draco and Harry are shagging in secret (everyone knows Draco is with someone, no one suspects Harry).

Harry snagged some cauldron cakes and passed one to Draco.

“Fattening me up, Potter?” Draco asked, even as he bit into it. “I am capable of feeding myself.”

Harry snorted. “Wouldn’t know it from your skinny arse.”

“Look at my arse often, do you?” Draco smirked.

“It’s a fine arse,” Harry said, winking at him.

“Watch yourself!” Draco snapped playfully. “This arse is taken.”

“Quite often, I imagine,” Harry couldn’t help but reply.

Across the table, Hermione inhaled sharply, and Ron choked on his mouthful.

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

Reasons charms class is my favourite:

1. The girl in the far left of the second row. She is perpetually confused, but one day my character will tutor her (and win her heart, she will be my girlfriend)

Also:

2. Watching the face of the blond behind me, seriously their expressions are always priceless!

Draco having an extensive amout of knowledge about Harry is my fave thing, like some Slytherins will go "Potter looks too cheerful today" "well, maybe it's his birthday", and Draco is casually like "nah, his birthday is July 31st", and everyone is like "what" and Draco is like "what?". Gryffindors passing him in the courtyard, Neville be like "Harry, wanna some strawberry gum?" and Draco mutters to himself "he's allergic to strawberry, Longbottom, Merlin..", and the Slytherins like "not AGAIN"

Oh my god this is so real and powerful and canon

I love this

The real Hogwarts mystery is why you only eat sandwiches at every meal.

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

i am the most obnoxious person i know

The Fandom @ Cursed Child: ugh, we refuse to accept 90% of this as canon, basically just fan fiction, fake news

The Fandom @ Hogwarts Mystery, a self-insert video game: *GIANT RED STAMP* CANON.

Me trying to figure out how to logically ship drarry, scorbus, linny, wolfstar, and jeddy all at the same time.

The Marauders as Classic Teen Films

James: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Sirius: The Breakfast Club (1985)

Remus: Dead Poets Society (1989)

Peter: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Teacher: Excuse you, the lesson isn’t over. Where do you think you’re going?

Me: Sorry, Professor, I ran out of energy trying to glare at my nemisis and now I have to go throw a stick for the dog outside to gain even a fraction of it back.

I am instituting a new rule. If you ever make anything for/inspired by me, I definitely will want to see it. So given that tumblr shows a complete inability to consistently notify about tagged posts, please message me a link. Even if it’s:

[link] *screams and runs away*

Because I always, always want to see it, you will not bother me, and apparently we’re going to just have to work around this hellsite.

harry potter gently brushing a stray piece of hair away from draco malfoy’s flushing face. reblog if you agree

Being a writer means having like 5 baby name websites bookmarked, a very suspicious browser history, and a vast amount of knowledge about seemingly random topics like when stop lights were invented or how much blood you can loose before passing out.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Love, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Slow Build Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Internalized Homophobia, the Dursley’s suck, Godfather Sirius Black, Godfather Remus Lupin, Sirius Black Lives, Remus Lupin Lives, (but there is still a war so some people still die), starts in third year, finishes after the war, (this may be a monster), brief mentions of past abuse Summary:

Everything changed in third year.

It really should have been insignificant in the grander scheme of things. Magic was real, Harry was the Boy Who Lived, and He Who Must Not be Named was back. There were so many more important things to think about.

So why was Harry so hung up on the fact that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were in love?

Or how Harry accidentally fell in love with Draco Malfoy. (And it might have been the best thing that ever happened to him … or the worst)

“What do you meAN YOU PANICKED? WE’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN MONTHS”

“...sorry - I love you too you know”

*mumbles* “idiot”

Everyone stop what you’re doing and let’s talk about this:

honestly people, do rp and write on this, pleaseeee.

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential