"likes Mean Nothing On Tumblr" You're Sending Me A Little Heart. That's Not Nothing It's Your Heart.

BETTER THAN RAIN OR A RIPPLING BROOK IS A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!!!!

HA-HEY

HEY HO TO THE BOTTLE I GO TO HEAL MY HEART AND DROWN MY WOE RAIN MAY FALL AND WIND MAY BLOW BUT THERE'LL STILL BEEEEEEEEEE MANY MILES TO GO

Boromir had a long sword, in fashion like Anduril but of less lineage and he bore also a shield and his war-horn. 'Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills,' he said, `and then let all the foes of Gondor flee!' Putting it to his lips he blew a blast, and the echoes leapt from rock to rock, and all that heard that voice in Rivendell sprang to their feet. 'Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir,' said Elrond. 'until you stand once more on the borders of your land, and dire need is on you.' `Maybe,' said Boromir.

this is funnier every time i read it

the way this is written there is no impetus for boromir to describe and blow the horn. i am picturing that 'off-screen' so to speak, maybe pippin or somebody pointed to the horn of gondor and said 'hey whats that' and the answer was OH ITS SUPER LOUD ITS TOTALLY SICK LET ME SHOW YOU FWEET FWEEEEEEEEET but maybe that didn't happen and boromir really did this with zero provocation.

everyone in rivendell freaked out

'friendo, do not blow that thing again until you are back in your own country, and even then, it had better be dire'

'Maybe,' said Boromir

Genuinely year round I do this bc I always stop less than halfway through two towers help

My friends: "Yeah, I want to read *insert new book* so bad!"

Me, glancing at my Lord of the Rings books again: "Yeah, totally...."

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

So what if I just quoted Veggie Tales and claimed it was a Jedi proverb you can't prove anything

Here is one of my characters. His name is Colburn. You may or may not have heard of him. He's a maniac, in an odd way.

This was an artfight attack I did on @katiethedane12 of her charcters Farold, Casey and the coffee cat there with the adorable stain. And his other cats. Black one is named Echo. The brown one might be Jack the Ripper or Dr. Bell and he has another cat who has the other name that the cat in the picture doesn't have but katie hasn't decided who gets which name. So. Oh well

haha Yugav that little jerk

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're a beautiful person and I will explode anyone who wrongs you with my mind (:<

wow did you send this sarcastically:\\\

ehehehehehe

Jen: Do you like me? Atlas: No. Jen: What if I start dating someone? Atlas: What if I break their face?