Tried To Draw Megamind In Math Class Without A Reference Instead Of Paying Attention

I just convinced my therapist that her new puppy is a small trickster spirit that that she accidentally acquired dominion over

Ever just stare at a wall and glare at anyone who tries to get you to move

When I was little I was homeschooled and I was a bit behind on learning to read I think, I was so excited for when it would be my turn to learn to read and begged my grandma and older sister to read to me all the time, I learned to read eventually but I don't like to read on my own, my grandma and sister had read the black stallion and black beauty to me so many times I could read them on my own but for the most part I wouldn't, I would always run up to my grandma or sister and beg them to read the old books to me, they always said why? You can read them yourself now, you don't need me, most of the time with a little persuasion they would still sit down with me on the blue couch in the white room and read a chapter or two of whatever book I had requested, I finally know the words for why I wanted to read with them when I could have easily done it myself, I didn't necessarily want to read the book for the story, the point wasn't reading the story, the point was sharing the story with them, I enjoyed their company and wanted to share a minimally engaging activity with them so I could revel in their presence and enjoy their gentle companionship

I hate scoliosis i wish someone would just snap my spine like a glow-stick

I may have just created an imaginary family because mine is .... Interesting

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away, and right now he's gambling with my last ounce of patience

There's nothing better in the world than deciding to sleep in and waking up well rested only to find it's still early enough in the morning to take your meds without messing up the schedule

I feel like dog shit (mentally and physically), the only way im going to school today is if i have an IV full of caffeine

Your ear ever just start ringing out of nowhere

Why is it every time without fail the week before my period I get so hungry I start eating like a bear preparing to hibernate through winter