There's Nothing Better In The World Than Deciding To Sleep In And Waking Up Well Rested Only To Find

I hate popular girls, they're mean as fuck for seemingly no reason other than their own amusement

What am i if not an unholy piñata of mental illness?

I hate scoliosis i wish someone would just snap my spine like a glow-stick

for an aro person, I fantasize a lot about intimacy. but not in a romantic context like smoochy ooky pooky boo-boo...hell no.

intimacy as in being completely emotionally open to/with someone, being so comfortable with them that you just feel safe and warm. I want to have that type of closeness with someone without having to feel guilty that I won't be able to give them romantic love.

it can be something so very deep within my core, but it's just...not romantic. is that so bad?

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away, and right now he's gambling with my last ounce of patience

If real life was dnd I would be a warlock with a very unfortunate choice of patron. My dad is the main reason I haven't died due my own stupidity so it's safe to say he would likely be my patron but because he's a Christian math teacher instead of magic or power he just gives me weird life advice and solutions to math homework and taxes

Why is it every time without fail the week before my period I get so hungry I start eating like a bear preparing to hibernate through winter

I like to think that Santa Claus is real, not in a traditional sense because flying reindeer are impossible but more in spirit, all versions or similar characters all share the fact that they spread joy and kindness to other people, while given some similar names and all having some sort of uniform using this logic anyone who is helpful, kind, and or generous fits the criteria for being Santa, therefore anyone who isn't a bitch is santa

I may have just created an imaginary family because mine is .... Interesting

My moms getting married today and "I'm surrounded by idiots."