What Am I If Not An Unholy Piñata Of Mental Illness?

If something in your life isn't working just aggressively threaten it til it starts working again, tv remote not working? Slap it against your hand and threaten to throw said remote and TV into a volcano, bad grades? Insult yourself until your so outraged and angry you complete work out of spite, is your appendix causing you dibilitating pain in a late stage capitalist hell hole?! Threaten it with surgical removal and soul crushing dept!!!

Time to listen to angsty music and lament my existence

There is nothing worse in this world than the anatomical placement of elbows, it looks so wrong its unnerving

Why is my best work when I don't have actual drawing paper

I have to make a fucking foldable for a major grade in English class, WHY?! I could easily do a multiple page essay with properly cited sources (this project is "so we learn how to cite correctly) like we're sophomores what the fuck do we need to be making a college level career pamphlet for?! Just have us write a damn essay this is so unnecessary and stressful! She thinks just because she gave us a week to do this it's MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME. ITS NOT, she talked every day for a fifth of the period expecting us to pay attention, and I'm in her loudest class and I have fucking ADHD and autism! I can't handle working in that class on a normal day much less one with no structure! And it's not like I can do it at home because it's right before finals so EVERYONE is giving us giant projects and I need sleep! I can't even work on my chrome book because it won't support the apps I need my family doesn't have the extra money to get me a decent computer or laptop and the school library is closed for fucking testing! I was just starting to be healthy and get sleep and eat a decent amount of food at regular times and not replace water with energy drinks and then this shit hits me like a bus! I hate school and I hope whoever makes this system goes through 10 times the mental and physical agony that american students and (most) teachers.

There's nothing better in the world than deciding to sleep in and waking up well rested only to find it's still early enough in the morning to take your meds without messing up the schedule

Saw someone's geometric shape thing on my desk in math and was inspired to draw a mutagen worm and then I did a background because heaven forbid my peers don't understand the reference

My kitten heard my stomach gurgle and had to make sure i was ok

Dont you just love it when you have a headache and forget you can do something about it

Tried to draw megamind in math class without a reference instead of paying attention