If something in your life isn't working just aggressively threaten it til it starts working again, tv remote not working? Slap it against your hand and threaten to throw said remote and TV into a volcano, bad grades? Insult yourself until your so outraged and angry you complete work out of spite, is your appendix causing you dibilitating pain in a late stage capitalist hell hole?! Threaten it with surgical removal and soul crushing dept!!!
Its only 8 in the morning someone put me out of my misery
I like to think that Santa Claus is real, not in a traditional sense because flying reindeer are impossible but more in spirit, all versions or similar characters all share the fact that they spread joy and kindness to other people, while given some similar names and all having some sort of uniform using this logic anyone who is helpful, kind, and or generous fits the criteria for being Santa, therefore anyone who isn't a bitch is santa
Saw someone's geometric shape thing on my desk in math and was inspired to draw a mutagen worm and then I did a background because heaven forbid my peers don't understand the reference
What am i if not an unholy piƱata of mental illness?
Nothing like mean girls at school to make you feel bad about yourself!
TOH SPOILERS?!
so hunter is made out of palistrom wood and so are palismans, luz carved her palisman into an egg so when it hatched it could be whatever it wanted, palisman bond with their witches over shared values and shit and luz and hunter have a sibling dynamic, it would be hilarious for luzs palisman to be a tiny version of hunter
I hate scoliosis i wish someone would just snap my spine like a glow-stick
Almost none of my classmates are self aware and they're irritating as fuck
The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away, and right now he's gambling with my last ounce of patience