I Have Nothing To Say For Myself

Flynn Rider. When in trouble my friends call me Eugene ☹️

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I think hobie has called him goggles before, but noir has more canonical nicknames than everybody else, so I've written some down

- spider-bogie

- turtleneck

- goggles

- emo

- Dark and moody spider-man

- dark spider

- old man

- ominous rooftop chat type guy (honorable mention. Miguel said this about him)

I love how used to it he's gotten

Noir will most likely be the only person to call Hobie "Hobart"

Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth.

I got busy. drawing him.

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

Bit out of nowhere from me but I hate hate HATE how nowadays comic book writers who have never touched an Iron Man comic before write him as a tech bro without any kind of class awareness

As if Tony hasn't canonically been homeless and almost died because of it

As if there weren't lots (and I mean LOTS) of Iron Man comics that are a direct critique of capitalism because no matter how intelligent and talented Tony is, he loses a lot of money because he focuses on doing the right thing and not on making the line go up

As if Iron Man didn't have lots and lots of old comics warning about climate change and global warming

And I blame 1) The Civil War comic and 2) The MCU for this

oh my god the DETAIL!!! like the nails?!?! showing so much of their character even with just that. you're incredible

Time Travel PART 03

Part 01, Part 02, Part 03

OKAY OKAY, now that we’re at this point, I can tell more of the story. As you guessed, this is Curly going back in time after his ass got frozen in the cryopod. Problem is, after having spent months unable to be alive, he's struggling to jump back in the grind (he kinda forgot how to fonction as a human)

Second complication in the mess of his life is : he's not the only lucky guy who got a second chance (?)

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I'm back, yeahhh🧌🫡

I'm sorry for all this waiting, I'm indeed continuing this little project, it's not done (I would say so if I were to discontinue it don't worry) For the people still here, well thank you all for all your kind words regarding my work and have fun reading that one! I progressed a lot since I started this so it took me quite some time to be satisfied with this part🫡

Foxy’s parents 😌✨

in this one it's because they were shocked by the fact he has plants he needs to tend to

Since y'all liked my last post so much, here, have another Noir ramble:

I have four (4) different Noir's in my head. They are as follows:

Spider-Man Peter Benjamin Parker (2009 comic):

he is shorter than all of them, he is but a child. He is very angry at the world and will stab you if you do anything slightly evil. Please do not hurt him any more than he already has been hurt. (He has been hurt a lot) In May Parker's words:

Leave that boy!

Spider-Man Peter Parker (2020 comic/Spider-Geddon):

So technically he is still an extension of the 2009 comic, but. The universe is really different, and Noir has an entirely different personality. So my headcanon is that this is a different noir- easily seen by the different pallet, going from just sepia to full monochrome. He is my least favorite, but mostly because he is the most mentally stable (imo). He's the private eye, he fights gods on the weekends, and (this gets the most points) he has a cat. He also (artistically) is the most creature, which is a massive win for all Spider-Noir fans.

Spider-Man Noir Peter Parker (Shattered Dimensions):

I'm going to be completely honest, I have not played Shattered Dimensions. But I've watched a bunch of playthroughs, and I have to admit, this Noir has the best fit out of all of them. I know, I know, hot take. But have you seen that spider-symbol on the back of his jacket? And that turtleneck? Also he is so fruity (/pos). Like, he goes "time for some razzle-dazzle" and "You read my mind, sister" and calls Hammerhead "Mister." Idk, he's just so endearing. Also he gets his own spidersense?

And finally, the most well-know goober of them all:

Spider-Noir Peter Benjamin Parker (ITSV/ATSV)

Old old man. When people combine all of them, there's age discourse, but I like to think this is a completley seperate variant (see: getting bitten by a radioactive spider, being a private eye) and also he is much older. Up to you how much. Father of Peni Parker, definitely going to accidentally adopt his younger selves. Doesn't mean hes not also very pathetic sad depressed emo man (/pos).