I Just Saw That Book In The Library, Read The Summary And A Few Pages Scattered Throughout The Book,

I understand the point of this, but i couldn't help but think "English teachers defending the most boring thing imaginable after forcing us to read it"

To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

draw it art is so cool and awesome

Do i draw or edit say no to this with peter and sharon ..

in class we were talking about the black panther party, and how they held their guns for protection, because their rights allow them to do so. but crazily enough, people were so afraid of them, they put gun laws in place for safety! the same people who want to remove those gun laws for their protection once more. they don't care about the constitution, they care about having the power and ability to harm others

There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

Responsibility AU

while swansea figures out how to jury-rig a lock onto anya's door, he and daisuke do the next best thing they can think of to help her feel safe. it's actions like these that assure anya she isn't alone anymore.

(also please don't tag as any ships, thank you. they care about each other platonically 🙏 only thing being shipped here is mouthwash.)

I wanna hit him with a cartoonishly large hammer

Otto and Anna Maria are so insanely funny to me in ssm v2

On one hand Otto is still somewhat in love with her and would do literally anything for her , but on the other hand does everything that pisses her off

Emma is also there I guess??

it's 1:48AM and I accidentally let out the weirdest laugh at that last thing

gotta add another noir variant to the gang

he canonically practices what to say so he can sound cool (both 2009 and 2020) So it wouldn't be above him to be lowering his voice till he sounds like nic cage. one of my favorite moments of 2020 noir is when Miles asks him how he always sounds so cool, and noir cuts him off saying his ride is here. Next panel his thought bubble says something like "I practice every morning/night in the mirror" as he just stands there with his hands on his hips

You could keep everything about spiderverse noir, and i mean everything, same script, byt have it be a 16yo doing a nick cage impression the whole time instead

I DON'T BELIEVE IN COMEDY! (...) JUST KIDDING!

As someone who does bouldering and is often called Spider-Man when I climb, I second this

What if Peter Parker did bouldering???

Like that shit is RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY. You got any idea the kind of muscles you get from that shit? The body control and the grip strength you get from doing that on a regular basis? Sure he's Spider-Man and can just stick to the rocks and he's already got super strength but just for a moment imagine with me Peter finding a tiny space in the rock climbing community that's just like:

"Hey kid your form's looking a little off, if you do it this way you wont strain your arms as much and it'll be easier to hold for longer."

"Gee thanks, I appreciate that!"

"Anytime bud!"

And then later finding out that the habits he's picked up means he's less tired while climbing around on patrol?? Or maybe it'd even be a good excuse for how he can climb up to random places that a normal human can't!

"Hey how'd you get up there?"

"Oh I rock climb."

"Understandable. Have a nice day!"

And just imagine Peter being an absolute LEGEND in the gym he goes to. Some random kid that shows up every other week, free climbs three of the hardest routes in a single go, calls it a day, and leaves.

Like DUDE

And okay let's not even include the idea that he'd practice techniques, but dont you think it'd be a nice getaway for him? A place where he can just climb over and over and maybe just maybe he finds a calm meditation while doing it? He can scurry around on the walls in a space that's acceptable for him to do so and it wouldn't be weird for him? And maybe just maybe if the employees there notice how freakishly fast he climbs the routes, what if they just mind their own business and leave him to it.

Like:

Do yall see my vision here??

Yall see what i mean??

this is a place where he can scurry and be spidery and climb shit without anyone batting an eye

So in conclusion, Peter would have a lot of fun at a rock climbing/bouldering gym and I think it would be good stimulation. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.