in psych were doing a character analysis and obviously I'm doing noir and other losers, but then one of the things asked for a character (that we like/enjoy) with high self esteem. I dont... who... why would I like a character... that doesn't hate themself.... that's. that's weird. that's wrong. if youre gonna be my silly guy, you can't be happy!!! it's illegal!!!!
Hilda by Duane Bryers
I love Ace Attorney
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
Have fun with it, Spidey!!
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
canonically, it's a guy (web warriors confirms this) and it's not spider goddess, but I always thought spider god was a girl
someone help do we think the spider god that gave noir his powers is a guy, a gal or is it just a spider god.
I just saw that book in the library, read the summary and a few pages scattered throughout the book, and put it back in the shelf. last week
guyssomeone who also gets weirdly attached to characters please read "we solve murders" by richard osman i need someone to speak to about this book and i need some kind of fanart anything im sobbing. like dude i love steve wheeler but theres no fanart nor canon art and its killing me like the only other people reading this book are grown women and i NEED actual fanart or something like guys there's descriptions for the characters in the book and this guy has a cat called trouble what more could you want. please im losing my mind
I read this as evil Scott scribbles
evo scott scribbles
he canonically practices what to say so he can sound cool (both 2009 and 2020) So it wouldn't be above him to be lowering his voice till he sounds like nic cage. one of my favorite moments of 2020 noir is when Miles asks him how he always sounds so cool, and noir cuts him off saying his ride is here. Next panel his thought bubble says something like "I practice every morning/night in the mirror" as he just stands there with his hands on his hips
You could keep everything about spiderverse noir, and i mean everything, same script, byt have it be a 16yo doing a nick cage impression the whole time instead