I Need Creativity... Like 5 Years Ago

Omg... More frögs! Tumblr is spoiling me today

Did I reblogged an add again? Yes. Because frögs, okay?

I found this on AliExpress yesterday and I just... Head empty, no thoughts, just Loki and his favourite childhood book:

Thanks for the shoutout, and you know what? I feel it's specifically targeted at people like me, whose story goes similar to mine, so here is my story:

Age <14; you think you are hetero

Age 14-15; you think you might be Bi because your best friend (same gender) is so smart/ so beautiful/ so cute/ all of it, and you just go fjeksojfbwoa every time you see them, so you label yourself bisexual

Age 15-16; actually scratch the bisexuality, you don't really care about the gender anyway, you just want somebody to love you, anyone, so you do some research and discover that hey! Pansexuals don't care about the gender of people they love, so you must be Pan, right? That's logical conclusion

Age 16-17; okay, so this is the time, when people start talking more openly about sex, right? So, you realize you aren't a child any more, they talk about theirs first time or even get pregnant, and you just sit there like 😐 because WAIT! People your age really are doing it? They talk about things they felt before and after... And you just sit there because... Okay, you read (or even write) some smutty fanfics/novels, you know what sex is and everything, you even joke about it, so they have to be lying, that's impossible, you never felt like that, something has to be wrong, so you do some more research, and you find it... Asexuality, you are happy because that means you aren't a freak, a robot or a not-human creature to be killed (things I was called by some random dudes after I told them I don't feel sexual attraction) and you have a new label for yourself, you think you are panromantic asexual

Age 17-21; you are comfortable with your sexuality and romantic attraction, you find the best fitting description for yourself, you are happy with it, so you put it on the shelf and forget about it because now you know who you are, you have some problems with your gender, but that's another topic because you are almost 22 years old and... Welp, you never dated anyone, you rarely have crushes, and you don't look for love, not like some people do, no, you just... Don't feel it? "Again?" you ask yourself, It's... Welp, you know about aromantic people, you read too much about it, to not recognize it in yourself... But... You still want love... It's difficult enough when you are asexual, and... How? How are you going to find love now? So, you just... Don't label yourself because it's easier

Age 22; After some anxiety time you calm down and accept, that after 7-8 years of mislabelling yourself you are somewhere on aro/ace spectrum, and that history really like to repeating itself because for so many years you (again) thought no romantic feelings = panromantic...

I really would like this to be a joke, but almost 4 years of thinking that no sexual attraction = bi-/pansexuality AND THEN almost 8 years of thinking no romantic attraction = bi-/panromantic... Like how blind I am? How many times I will step on the same fucking rake and bonk by head with the handle?!

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Loki & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Funny, Humor, Coffee Shops, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Flirting, Awkward Flirting, POV Loki (Marvel), Matchmaking, Matchmaker Morgan Stark, Barista Loki (Marvel), Coffee Addict Tony Stark, Tea Addict Loki (Marvel), Shy Loki (Marvel), Shy Tony Stark, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Betaed

Series: Part 7 of HOOPLA! prompts (English)

Summary:

Loki owns Coffee Shop.

And one day, he met a little girl, because her daddy needs help.

But... did she want something else from Loki?

Okay, so I have 92 tabs on my laptop, 107 in Chrome on my phone and 50 in Opera on my phone... And a shit tone of bookmarks everywhere, even in my notes... But the thing is, if I put something in the bookmarks there is really hight probability that I will find them again after many months or never again xD if I have them open, I will keep an eye on them, even accidentally, I scroll through them, because I remembered something is somewhere there, but still... I don't have a habit to look at my bookmarks, because it's a list of words for me, and opened tabs show me what's there xD

Also it's like looking into someone's mind, 249 open tabs, some are frozen, some are really old, some plays music, some have really specific and weird research going on, most of them are just fanfiction or porn... You know how it is xD

Wait. They aren’t jokes. You guys really keep dozens of tabs open on your browser forever.

Okay, I will start:

as a frostiron shipper i'd like to invite you all to a screaming session today

I just wanna let you know, that I know this scenery from somewhere!

This one is from Loki's new trailer:

And this one is from Avengers Endgame:

I AM SCREAMING, BECAUSE F*CK YEAH ✨FROSTIRON ✨!!!!

Chapters: 2/2

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Loki & Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes & Loki, (they have equal part in fic)

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Fluff, Pining, Funny, Humor, Weddings, hired date, Fake/Pretend Relationship, (everyone think they are together), Stucky - Freeform, FrostIron - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Awkward Conversations, First Kiss, Love Since Forever, Love Confessions, accidental confessions, (Almost), Idiots in Love, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Betaed

Series: Part 10 of HOOPLA! prompts (English)

Summary:

Chapter 1:

Bucky gets invitation to his ex's wedding.

He doesn't want to go alone, but he is single.

After a small quarrel, Steve agrees to go with him as his "date." 

"Steve?" "What?" "Steve… will you go to the wedding with me?" "What?! No!"

Chapter 2:

Loki and Tony talk about Steve and Bucky.

But mostly about Bucky.

Because who invite an ex to your own wedding?

"A little bird told me, that James had not dated anyone since our "breakup" and he lives with Steven…" "So, he won't have anyone to come with…" "And he'll invite Steven. Bingo." "You… criminal genius."

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man - All Media Types, Loki - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Unimpressed employee, Natasha Romanov (mentioned) Additional Tags: Fluff, Funny, Humor, First Dates, Blind Date, Loki (Marvel) Does What He Wants, Tony Stark Makes Puns, puns, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author is Duracell Bunny, Betaed Series: Part 3 of HOOPLA! prompts (English) Summary:

Tony is persuaded to go to a blind date.

Loki is his very first date.

Dating is funnier than Tony expected.

Chapters: 2/2

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Loki & Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes & Loki, (they have equal part in fic)

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Fluff, Pining, Funny, Humor, Weddings, hired date, Fake/Pretend Relationship, (everyone think they are together), Stucky – Freeform, FrostIron – Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Awkward Conversations, First Kiss, Love Since Forever, Love Confessions, accidental confessions, (Almost), Idiots in Love, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Not Beta Read, i am my own beta

Series: Part 10 of HOOPLA prompts (polskie)

Summary:

Rozdział 1:

Bucky dostaje zaproszenie na ślub swojego byłego.

Nie chce iść tam sam, ale jest singlem.

Po krótkiej kłótni, Steve zgadza się z nim iść jako jego "randka".

-Steve? -Co? -Steve… pójdziesz tam ze mną? -Co?! Nie!

Rozdział 2:

Loki i Tony rozmawiają o Steve'm i Bucky'm.

Ale głównie o Bucky'm.

No bo kto zaprasza byłego na swój ślub?

-Pewien ptaszek mi wyśpiewał, że James od czasu naszego “zerwania” z nikim się nie umawiał i mieszkał ze Steven’em… -Więc nie będzie miał z kim przyjść… -I zaprosi Steven’a. Bingo. -Ty… geniuszu zbrodni.