It's called growing up, it's weird concept, where you just accept the reality and just go into the woods to snort ants like the rest of other, older tumblrians, because
gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting
and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.
Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.
Stuff *internally*:
For the people seriously asking why we are moving back to the citrus scale and what the citrus scale even is. 🍋
What is the citrus scale you ask-
Make sure you tag appropriately.
Why are people doing this? Anything tagged n s f w is completely removed from search results. This means no more followers or likes and artists struggle to find people to commission them. Tumblr has a huge fan base. With the ban, the fans dispersed. This ban that was supposed to get rid of the bots didn’t even do the job and has punished everyone else along with it. Personally, all of my posts got deleted.
I strongly suggest people not wanting to see the content to block the lemon, grapefruit, lime, and smut tag. 🍋
Also, it is super vintage straight from the mid-2000s and that’s so fetch. I haven’t used this scale since middle school, wow. 🍋
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
The last photo, tho... If you know, you know ✌️
Andrew Garfield
Attends the 94th Annual Academy Awards
Psst, do you want to watch full video? Because there is more of this Pineapple Juice at the end xD You can watch it here.
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
Tumblr is like plane.
Spn events are like big af storms...
You may not like the storm, but that doesn't mean you won't feel turbulence it causes
(I am still surprised that Tumblr-plane still flies xD)
Love how even if you’re in a fandom far removed from Supernatural, just the fact of being on tumblr means you’ll feel a disturbance in the force whenever something happens over there
How it started:
How it's going:
Am I the only one who feel more and more passive aggressive vibes from Tumblr adds? XD
Tumblr, are you alright?
I found this on AliExpress yesterday and I just... Head empty, no thoughts, just Loki and his favourite childhood book:
Seeing this in the middle of the lesson is bad thing... It is so... So emotional scene, so beautiful 😭😭😭
How to stop crying? 😭
Tony and Morgan in Avengers: Endgame deleted scene!
Honey! Wake up!
New crush just dropped!
Welcome to the family, @anxietyproblem xD
Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?
Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Steve Roger & Samantha Sarah Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Samantha Sarah Rogers (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Funny, Humor, Misunderstandings, Worried Steve Rogers, POV Steve Rogers, Awkwardness, Teacher Bucky Barnes, Father Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe – School, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Shy Steve Rogers, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Not Beta Read, i am my own beta
Series: Part 8 of HOOPLA prompts (polskie)
Summary:
Dziecko Steve'a jest u pielęgniarki.
Ale kiedy mężczyzna dociera do szkoły, spotyka nauczyciela, który martwi się o Sam.
Ale czy mówią o tym samym dziecku?
PL ᴥ Ginger girl with crazy mind ᴥ writer (I wish xD), artist (good joke xD) and human (maybe in 12%)
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