I’m gonna listen to episode 52 of malevolent! Really hope nothing bad happens to that guy Arthur again!
Waiting until Alice makes a joke about shipping Chester & Norris
Waiting until Alice finds out Chester & Norris are gay
Day two of no tik tok: I can finally see colors, the world is beautiful. I smelled the air outside and felt the grass, I didn’t know I could be this happy.
You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off
Video out now, check it out here :) sorry it's a long one I had a lot to cover...
Posting this even if I don’t like it very much so that I can look back and say “huh, I’ve improved so much!”
Me looking at my phone screen right before reblogging every single one of my friend’s posts
I almost completely agree with this, however I think Jon could, in fact, survive nightvale. I think that it also depends on WHEN he would have been transported there (for whatever reason) any time after atound season two he starts to actually go out and get statements, nightvale is quite literally the perfect place for Jonathan sims to be. It’s like an endless buffet of people just casually talking about the horrors that be, and Jonathan if swapped with Cecil and therefore with his job, gets paid to talk about it. That’s his whole thing. He gets fed, and gets to document everything that happens. Nightvale would be Jonathan sim’s paradise. If you got him at the beginning of season one or even before he’d be fucked for sure.
OKAY I AM TALKING NOW
I have seen “Jon could not survive Welcome to Night Vale but Cecil could survive TMA” and yeah. Sure. But also no I don’t think so
spoilers for some of WTNV and TMA
it’s not about curiosity, it’s where the main power or fear comes from
Cecil thrives on knowing someone, all of Night Vale, is listening. He’s a radio host. You don’t host radio expecting nobody to hear.
The statements up until the end of s4 and i to s5 weren’t meant to be heard, that wasn’t why Jon (and the others) recorded them. Not originally. Sure, they fed the Watcher yada yada, but that wasn’t the intent until Jon started -actively seeking out statements-. The reading them out loud in season five, searching for information, Asking people for their stories. It was for his curiosity. And yes, he did record stuff so he wouldn’t “become another goddamn mystery” but he never expected anyone to listen to them. Very rarely does anyone plan to die in some obscure way. The tapes were a backup plan, a ‘just in case’. Had all been normal and all gone well, the tapes he made would have ended in a drawer somewhere.
So now we swap it. Jon is in the Night Vale radio station. He doesn’t know what to do, he certainly can’t do his job in the middle of the desert in a town in america but Boy, there sure are weird things happening. So he goes out, he fights the weird stuff, and it kills him, sending him to obscurity just as he feared.
But Cecil? He’s fucked. The Glow Cloud and the angels and Koshekh and his weird little home town have NOTHING on the fears. And worst of all, nobody is listening. They can’t call in, they can’t message him online, he can’t talk to his town about it. That’s his Whole Thing. That would drive him mad. Even as far as I am maybe 60 episodes in, I’ve heard younger him dreaming of being on the radio, dreaming of being heard. So suddenly, when all he has is a tape recorder and a statement and some weird stuff to investigate, it would slowly drive him to the brink of his sanity knowing nobody is listening. Nobody cares. Not the Faceless old Woman, not the man in the tan jacket, not even Steve Carlsberg, nobody tangible that he knows about is listening. Let’s be honest, even the Eye probably wouldn’t be that interested in him, he’s not even made for reading the statements.
anyways that’s my TED talk feel free to criticize this or add on
Op I would like to see your original idea of martins look (pretty please) (no pressure though)
Jon and Martin designs!!!
They're scalled a little weird but ah well. I think this is how I'm gonna portay them in the future.
When I first heard Martin described as a "big guy" I immediately thought of a certain look, but let myself subscribe to the fanon look.
I got a taste of tumblr through the screenshots that circulated Pinterest
pinterest kids will all either grow up into tumblr adults or never know the true joy of finding your people. send post
diversity win! the woman from another timeline with unclear intentions is pansexual!
If you hear me utter the words “non-cooking stick spray” you’ll know why
I had no clue, this is literally the best ship name I’ve ever heard of
PLS SOMEONE COME UP WITH A CUTE SHIP NAME SO I CAN TAG ACCORDINGLY (p.s. Should I finally get up and draw them digitally?)
PLS SOMEONE COME UP WITH A CUTE SHIP NAME SO I CAN TAG ACCORDINGLY (p.s. Should I finally get up and draw them digitally?)
Credit to: user
Good thing I’m normal and consume the whole pretzel (normal, salt and all) in one bite by unhinging my jaw and shoving the thing into my stomach.
y’all ever bite the salt off pretzels
No little german boy don't enter the eating parent cave!
Oh Mein Gott Heinrich Unheimlich, wirst du mit mir spielen?
Heinrich Unheimlich, bist du in den dielen?
Heinrich Unheimlich, oh, bist du in sicht?
Heinrich Unheimlich, iss meine Eltern nicht.
Alice: I need to go to Berlin meet Mr. Spooky the parent eater
No you dont
Tmagp 38 without context
Gwen creeping around and shoving herself into conversations she’s not particularly welcome in is so me I fear
When they turn into a loving couple with amazing banter I need everyone to look at me and tell me I was right.
Gwen babygirl I would do anything for you
“average german creates 3 horrors a day” factoid actually just a statistical error. average german creates 0 horrors per year. Uncanny Henry, who maybe eats parents & creates over 10,000 horrors each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
also gwen i say that with love but you are never increasing the W the way you keep taking Ls.
NEW EXTERNAL IN NEXT EPISODE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
If only this kid had access to some concrete everything would’ve been fine
Ah, yes. Henry Uncanny. Cousin of the prestigious Joe Spooky