Im Obsessed With The Difference Between The Wayne Family And The Kent Family. Like I Can Imagine Clark

im obsessed with the difference between the Wayne family and the Kent family. like i can imagine Clark and Bruce working on some kind of case at the watchtower when Kon storms in angrily talking about how Jon won’t stop whining to play games on his phone and it’s really getting on his nerves and Clark needs to go and tell him off bcs he won’t listen to Kon, and Clark sighs before turning to Bruce with an eye-roll like ‘kids amiright?’ and then they hear a far off scream from Dick on the other end of the watchtower that’s like ‘BRUCE JASON KEEPS DRESSING UP AS NIGHTWING AND KILLING PEOPLE IN BLUDHAVEN AND NOW IM BEING INVESTIGATED FOR FUCKING MURDER AGAIN!’ followed by an evil Jason-like cackle and a crash, and Bruce just grunts and stands up to go investigate with a chuckle, returning Clark’s look like ‘oh don’t i know it haha’ as if the two are in any way comparable and Clark isn’t staring at him like his whole family is insane

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a series of fake tweets from verified Twitter account @/RedHoodOfficial, display name, Red Hood. This profile picture is of official Comic art, showing Red Hood napping. The first tweet reads: Heads up for everyone driving between 33rd and Park Avenue: Unmarked GCPD car parked behind Romero's Tires. Likely a speed trap.” 
The reply tweet, also by Red Hood reads, “why the fuck am I verified”. 
a reply tweet from another verified user, @Nightwing, display name "Bird is the Word" with a musical note emoji on either side." His profile picture is of official comic art of Nightwing, which shows him smiling determinedly toward the viewer. His reply tweet reads, “Congrats on getting the blue badge!”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “@Red_Robin. Remove the verification badge. I don't want it.” 
The reply tweet is from the verified account @/Red_Robin, display name "the OTHER red one.” His profile picture is the Red Robin symbol. His reply reads, “????? I don't run twitter??? Complain to them about it. This isn't my problem (shrugging man emoji) plus the verification makes you look more legit.” 
Red Hood replies again, “It makes me look like a fucking fed.”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “I Emailed Twitter two hours ago and they still haven't responded or gotten rid of the checkmark. I'm taking matters into my own hands.” 
The first reply is from verified Twitter account @/Spoiler_Alert, display name is "The funny one", and her profile picture is of official comic book art of Spoiler, looking toward the viewer. Her reply says, “(skull Emoji) (skull emoji) (skull emoji) “”I'm taking matters into my own hands (ogre emoji)”” like dude it's literally a checkmark. Dramatic ass.
A tweet by spoiler, “I'm sorry to inform the public that Red Hood is not that cool or badass he's lame as hell. He talks like an old man even though he's not even 30.” The reply tweet, also by Spoiler, reads, “we'll be in the middle of patrol and he'll say shit like “Jimminy Crickets!” And “How you like them apples?” And expect us NOT to comment on it. He has a fucking AARP subscription."
A quote retweet by Nightwing of the previous tweet by Spoiler. His tweet reads “@Spoiler_Alert is telling the truth. I bought Hood a 1-year aarp subscription as a joke like…. Four x-mases ago but he keeps renewing his subscription every year.”
A tweet made by the verified account, @RedHoodOfficial, but his display name and profile picture has changed. His profile picture is now a Neon Green L that tapers off into a crystalline shape. His Display name is now, “Lexcorp.” The Tweet reads, “As a company, Lexcorp has always held strong values and principals. Our strongest value, however, has always been and will continue to be our incredible hatred of the poor.”
A reply tweet, made by Nightwing, reads, “Hood, You're going to get your account suspended :/”
A new tweet, made by Red Hood, still posing as Lexcorp, reads, “Lexcorp is proud to celebrate the 7 year anniversary of our Future of Metropolis Fund! We did not give any of the money to low-income schools (like we promised) and instead used it for political lobbying against minimum wage reform!” 
The reply tweet is made by the verified account, @Superboy, Display name, The Remake. His profile picture is a side profile of Kon-el superboy from the 90's young justice comics. His reply is simply a screenshot of a The Onion article which reads, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, but he changed his display name and profile picture again. His profile picture is of a federal United States seal for the C.I.A., and his display name is CIA. His tweet reads, “Our Agency actually saved the Zapruder Film on VHS but one of our interns taped over it with full house reruns, (Disappointed but Relieved emoji), our b.” 
The first reply, also by Red Hood, reads, “Though, for full transparency: The CIA is not responsible for the assassination of JFK. Our guy missed.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, posing as the CIA, which is simply a screenshot, captioned “lmao”. The screen shot shows an email for the CIA's office of legal counsel, with the subject line, “Notice to Cease and Desist online…” with the rest cut off. 
The first reply, written by Nightwing, reads simply, “Hood.” 
The second reply, made by the verified account, @The_Signal, display name, “Working 9 to 5”, The profile picture is of official comic art of Signal. His tweet reads, “You should do the FBI next.”
The next image is a screenshot of Red Hood's email. It shows the Email from the CIA, as previously described. Below it, in another Email from Hozier, subject line reads, “Your exclusive sale access is now…”
Below that, is an email from USPS INFORMED DELIVERY. 
The profile picture for Red hoods email, visible in the top Right, shows Elmo, face first in a pile of white powder. This is taken from the “Elmo Choosing Cocaine” meme

Pt1. // Pt.2 // next

Hood would never want to be verified and would actively hate being verified argue with the wall


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4 months ago

Jason and Dick falling back into being brothers after Jason gets resurrected except both of them keep forgetting that although Dick is still older, Jason is now very much not a small little Robin anymore.

Dick, pointing to an ugly old guy on TV: that’s you

Jason, gesturing to a pug: that’s you

Dick: *flicks the side of Jason’s head*

Jason: do that again and i’ll smash your face in

Dick: bring it on, little wing!

Jason: *jokily shoves Dick off the couch*

Dick: *flies two feet and smashes through a glass table*

Tim and Damian watch Dick try and sneak up on Jason from behind to shove him in the pool but Jason doesn’t even budge, and they see Dick’s eyes widen in regret before he gets judo-flipped into the water. Jason tries to jump in after but forgets how big he is and manages to both land directly on Dick’s flailing body and cause a wave big enough to drench Alfred standing at the other edge. Damian turns dead eyes onto Tim,

Damian: promise me we’ll never be that immature.

Tim: we can learn from their stupidity

Alfred, dripping onto the tiles, Jason and Dick struggling in the background: please see that you do.


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1 month ago

Stucky & bed sharing. Especially when it's randomly casual. Like oh not enough beds? No prob we can share. Or fuck that was an exhausting mission I need a nap shove over. Just. My heart bursts.

This goes along well with that trope of “we’re totally a couple but we don’t know we’re a couple” that I absolutely fucking love tbh.

They share all the beds. All of them. They sleep together, nap together - in fact, I daresay they don’t get in a good sleep unless they’re together. 

And they know all of each other’s worst sleeping habits.

If Steve sleeps on Bucky’s left side, he kicks during the night. Steve is the worst cover hog of all time but he makes up for it by also being a human octopus. 

Bucky cannot even begin to tell you how many mornings he’s woken up trapped by the limbs of Steven Grant Rogers. No matter how they fall asleep, no matter if they’re not even touching when they fall asleep, when he wakes up, Steve is plastered right to him.

His life is so hard.

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3 months ago

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work


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6 months ago

so i was going through your uraichi tag and i came across that picture of ichigo crouched between urahara and yoruichi, and it got me thinking. what's she think of all of this?

I assume you mean in the SP!AU? Well, um.

Have I mentioned how much I hate writing Yoruichi pov

This takes place sometime after Ichigo graduates but before the convo with Kaien and Shinji.

Okay, here we go:

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1 month ago

okay so i have this really self serving and inconsequential headcanon that steve really likes apple juice??? but only when he’s like,,, sick or upset. and essentially,,,, just. bucky always keeping little boxes of motts apple juice in the fridge and in his day bag for steve to grab when he’s upset or feeling anxious 

like in central park one day, steve has a little panic attack and bucky just talking him through it on a bench and then pulling out some apple juice and

“here, stevie” 

and steve just *sniffle* “thanks, buck”

this is definitely a thing that sammy first noticed like,,, while they were on the bucky hunt. like in hotels, steve would always go for the apple juice and one morning he wakes from a nightmare and sam’s like

“can i getcha anything, man?”

“um…. is there any way you could get me some apple juice from the breakfast bar?”

and sam’s just like “oh– sure.”

anyway yeah apple juice is his comfort drink


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6 months ago
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3 months ago

Robin!Jason, who constantly references different books at random times by quoting them and joking about characters, except Bruce doesn't have much time to read everything that Jason goes through. Of course, he understands some nods towards classics, but Jason is an avid reader, so it is hard to keep up with him sometimes. Jason tries to drag him to watch some movie adaptations, but he falls asleep in the very beginning of it.

And then Jason dies.

Bruce goes through all his library obsessively to the point he remembers the page of every little bookmark Jason left, and he knows his little notes on the margins by the heart. He watches movie adaptations, too, even though Jason only ever watched it to hate on them. He finds new books, books he thinks Jason would like if he was alive, and reads them, imagining what kind of analysis would Jason finalise by the end of it; his opinion not always matches with Jason's, but that doesn't matter. Bruce just likes to imagine.

Years pass, and Jason returns to Gotham. Not as a boy Bruce missed so much. Or, at least, he thinks so.

But then Jason does some bitter, irritated reference, comparing them to characters of one of the books he had on his shelf, and Bruce catches himself thinking... well, they still think similarly, but the conclusion they drew had always differed from each other. It is a different situation, of course, but... but maybe he could try to make this work.

Because, if anything, Bruce is tired of imagining. Especially, not when he finally has a chance to get everything back.

On the next day after their fight, someone sends Jason a copy of a new book from his favourite author - the one that he still hadn't read - his old set of colourful bookmarks, and a little note.

Let me know what you think.

Bruce gets the book back in a week, full of frantic notes, a bunch of bookmarks, and a short note explaining what each colour means (a mystery he didn't resolve years ago, after he passed away).

And, oh, God. He completely forgot how fast Jason read sometimes.


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4 months ago

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past


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1 month ago

How is Steve Rogers like the biggest rebel and the baddest bitch who fucks the system continuously but also the most righteous and honourable man who ever lived hOW


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