Nothing Tickles My Brain As Much As A Good Lily And Remus Friendship. Platonic Soulmates James And Sirius

I saw a post about how many people you need to kill to make a sword out of the blood of your enemies, it said four hundred people, but that's bull

short math

The typical range for blood ferritin is: For men, 24 to 336 micrograms per liter. For women, 11 to 307 micrograms per liter.

An average adult human has around 5 litres of blood 

a sword needs, let's say, 2,5 kg of iron

5 x 200 x 10^-6= 0.001 g

2500 : 0.001= 2500000

you need to kill 2.5 million people if you want a sword made of blood

(what am I doing with my life)

How to seduce your hot and shady neighbor in 10 steps, while solving your friend family drama on the way

A guide by Roy Harper

Hello, guys, so here is the master post for my latest JayRoy fanfic. I will post one scene per day for the next month and link the content here. Many thanks for @haithhegimp for the wonderful beta job on such short notice and the amazing cover for the story.

Step 1: introduce yourself. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 2: be friendly. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 3: don't ask questions. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 4: find common interests. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 5: use your kid as a honeytrap. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 6: be reliable (and still don't ask questions). Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 7: get close. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 8: get closer. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 9: realize you already met the family. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 10: get the shovel talk anyway. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

Wouldn't the world be a better place if a nice writer (like Rick Riordan) wrote Harry Potter instead of Joanne Katheen Rowling

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

Mai in Zutara fics: *emotionaly stunned and/or a shitty ex

Mai and Zuko in Zukka fics:

Zuko: I have to tell you something, I'm gay

Mai *looking at Ty Lee*: same

unpopular opinion

Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise

He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard

look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does

James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin

his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness

How do you explain to someone that your favorite character is not only from a kids' show, but also from a specific alternate universe

(it's Alcor the dreambender btw, I love the lill guy so much, he's my background at the moment, and my father asked who he is and I couldn't explain)