Me Before My Leverage Rewatch: Idk It Might Be Too Soon To Rewatch

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This was also for fluff week Day 3: Milestone || Domestic Fluff || "You'll always have me"

I've gotten to a point where I know my two best friends like me, it'd be like impossible to not know that at this point with all they've stuck with me through. but now I have this fun new insecurity called "I don't deserve them liking me"

I mean, *I* wouldn't but I wouldn't bone anyone 🤣🖤🩶🤍💜

I would, however, give you, like, three fake numbers saying they're my friends numbers, just to piss the better off

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

See, when people say bi4bi percabeth, this is truly the only thing I imagine 😂😂😂 so wholesome and funny

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

Buying your first eah doll was crazy. You open up the pretty doll you got for like $20 and to your surprise it comes with a cute little journal! So you open up what you think will be a fun story about like baking cupcakes or boy trouble and instead get a story about the hopelessness of living in an oppressive system and the impossible weight of generational trauma

You're right, cap, you're right

@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers

I kinda hate how it feels like 95% of new fantasy novels nowadays are either Romantasy, LitRPG, Progression Fantasy, or smut.

Ooooh epic girlies (mostly on TikTok) I am BEGGING you to learn the mythology because no. No no no Circe and Calypso are not girlboss. No you do not want to ship the with Odysseus.

Girl I am begging you. Do not call original Odysseus a cheater I am still saying it. Don’t go down this bath girl. Hold my hand and we will read the myths together so you understand

How does one send an evil boop??? Asking for a friend

Evil Boop????? What!?!!