Latest Posts by severeballoonknot - Page 2

i love trans women so much

I’m the type of guy who likes jokes and fun. Holler if you want me 🤑

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

Melatonin Trumps fuck ass inauguration outfit is taking me out

TikTok has finally gone down 😔✊

Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? Full Story

Idc we that you’re poly I only care whether or not you’re a bunch of squares

Are you squares?🤨⬛️

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Dark Gabe

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

Obama WILLhave sex with me

peace and love on Earth..

Did my very first t injection today

Yeah, when me and Santa bang-it-out on Christmas eve-Eve to get him hyped for Christmas Eve sometimes I put his entire beard in my mouth to feel the hairs saturate with my saliva and then I yank it back out through my teeth making sure to suck hard as I pull so it comes out mostly dry. It’s important to leave cookies for Santa because his blood sugar gets really low because he’s diabetic and if he catches you skimping out on him he’ll kill your entire family in their sleep in a post nut clarity fueled rage. Btw

I 💗 you transfems

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably

Stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

I know that I sound like an MRA when I say "If you spread hateful rhetoric about men, you will drive them away from the feminist cause and lose them as valuable allies" but also

If you spread hateful rhetoric about men, you will drive them away from the feminist cause and lose them as valuable allies.

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

Happy birthday to me!

They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom