Logan Don't Lie To Me.

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

general consensus: logan looks better with long hair just like akihiro

*comment which hairstyles will look good at him-- maybe something old fashions maybe some curls

:-)

i feel that's definitely not going to happen

“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”

— Unknown

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post

justice for local good boy, super driven and with optic laser beams

to support his mental health, like and reblog a happy/silly pic of him

i love scott summers. repost if you also love scott summers

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)

some kid tries to touch his hair cause why not, logan immediately shifts his head away without looking. the kid tries again and again, but logan dodges until he is too uncomfortable with the attempt and hisses and shows the full length of the canines he keeps hidden, with his pupils constricted almost entirely (sort of like a scared animal/ cat). the kid jumps back and logan then slowly and softly says "stop....please...don't do that out of nowhere ....". logan then feels really uncomfortable and walks to some place else.

eventually after a couple of years, when he is more comfortable being around kids in the mansion, he does let them pet his head and play with his hair... only if the politely ask his permission first.

after that, everytime a kid asks to touch his hair he obliges without a thought. he winds up being a practice mannequin for anybody who wants to do braid his hair. he actually likes beads and accessories on his hair if it doesn't pull at his hair.

K back 2 logan:

Him learning to accept hugs. You *cannot* tell me that he isn't touch starved. The man lived in the woods. He was homeless. He was sad.

I feel like he jumps like a cat whenever someone tries to hug him the first few times

guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating

my first official intro to the x men were from the fox movies, though i mostly saw youtube clips. now after a few years and better understanding of the x men in general, i saw half of the first x men film.....huh? WHAT THE F*** ??!

some things are not making sense (hmmm)

the plots okay, no problem. why is sabretooth a large yellow kitty loudly roaring/meowing. i like it but where's his personality?

the fight scene at the train station.......seeing it for the first time, not bad. seeing with comic book knowledge,...my mouth's on the floor!! i don't have words for the x men but ..... damn that's the most goated version of toad that might exist

wish me all the best for the next half

if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up

he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.

maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?

all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)

maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)

the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now