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Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡

I should probably tell you not to put a trumpet mouthpiece on a bassoon. It hurts your ears.

(((((Its really fun tho)))))

G U Y S

Tysm!!! Y'all are amazing and honestly I kinda didnt think this would happen?? Ily all ♡♡♡♡

Please I need it

Attention!

Everyone that reblogs this is gonna get inspiration to practice in their asks!!!

Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.

@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times

@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))

I honestly just wish that my school can put on our musical this spring. Corona has made our rehearsals cancelled and I am very upset for all the seniors who might not get to be in their last musical :)))

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

am i ur fav tenor saxo

yes ur music is very nice people seem to like it. also u p cool

Is there not Bb Tenor saxes????

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

And again yes this is show music

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

And again yes this is show music

No but I put duct tape on mine :)

For those of y’all who have instruments with hard cases, do you put stickers on them?

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 1

And yes this will be used during our show

After years of being told off for my instrument choice because "trumpet is the easiest instrument" and "I can play taps trumpet is super easy" and even "I played some notes as a boy scout it was very easy"

I have come to a standpoint.

Yes, trumpet is easy to play, but trumpet is very hard to be good at.

Thank you I am tired of clarinets saying I'm useless

Edit: Tumblr clarinets are v chill ily the clarinets in my class sucK

We had a pep assembly today for basketball and they called down band, but bands not playing, so theres just a bunch of band kids in commons rn we are Bored.

I feel like now would be a good time to inform you all that I do not speak bass clef

Trumpets are only egotistical to mask crushing self doubt

Gay, Therapy, and Bass

Sounds pretty good if you ask me I'm down for that one of those is already happening

yeah it was pretty good. the valves get stuck more than my other one, but other than that its pretty good quality.

I'd definitely say get a used one for a first one, but be careful which one you get people are sketchy

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

best of luck I never trust those things. then again I did get my second trumpet off amazon.

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

Me: Hey! You guys did great! What instruments do you guys play?

The Other Band: All three of us play clarinet.

Me: Ah. My brother plays clarinet. I hate him.

The Other Band: DO yoU pLAy tRUmPeT?

Me: ...

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

Instead of cronching rosin, why not down some valve oil?

its the brass player ritual you gotta take a shot after every split note my body is 86% valve oil and my joints are so efficient

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

A Short History of Marching Band Cults.

Why are we like this? Good question! Let's start in the beginning.

By the beginning, I mean middle school, by the way. Middle school - when you start embracing the fact that band is your life now and you cant escape it! All your friends have either left you or joined band because you dont have a life!

Then, high school rolls around. Most of middle school band wants their friends back at this point, so they abandon band and do, idk, cheerleading or smth for popularity!

Then there are the diehard band nerds. These people stay in band through high school. They, near the conclusion of band camp, are admitted into the Marching Band Cult.

A cult is extreme for this, you say? Ah, that's where you're wrong! We regularly worship our Marching Band Gods and pray that we dont face plant. We hold a sacrafice of one trumpet or flute player a year, as their sections are too crowded anyway. We bleed for band, especially when our instruments are wanted for attempted murder, but we love our children. Most of our instruments are named really weirdly. We have led the new ones into this trap.

The ones who esca- leave think that they made a mistake joining in the first place, but how wrong they are. As you join us, the attention whistle sounds, a circle forms in the background, you are home.

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)

If I ever go deaf, I just want everyone to know that it was the group of 3 trumpets who sit behind me and blast into my ears to annoy me. Thank you.

You probably wont even get to me, but I'm willing to try because I am c u r i o u s

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

1. Steal some trumpet player's trumpet (or just get one, either works)

2. Find someone willing to teach you!! (A trumpet player might seem odd, but most actually want to teach somebody - probably to feel validated, but hey it works - and if none of them say yeah, then the director will help!)

3. be loUD or be disgraced by the section :)

I wanna learn trumpet but I don’t know how to go about learning it help