There’s A Tornado Warning So Me And My Broheim Are Chilling In My Grandparents’ Laundry Room.

A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Fourth Wing. The Crown Of Thorns series. They Both Die At The End. So This Is Ever After.

All of these romance books. All of them. Are in. FUCKING. FIRST PERSON POV!

GIVE ME A GOOD (preferably adult) ROMANCE FANTASY BOOK THAT’S IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS. A few examples of third person romance books are:

Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Otherworldly, ANY ROMANCE MANGA- SPECIFICALLY, Umibe No Étranger and That Wolf-Boy Is Mine!, The Lunar Chronicles.

I NEED MORE STUFF LIKE T

Hi, my name is Chanterelle Nakamura! I’m a third-year in the hero course at UA High School, and my Quirk is Destroying Angel. My hero name is Angel Shroom, and I am a shibari master! My ropes are made of mushroom fibers, so they’re essentially another part of my body!

Hey, lovelies. This is Chanterelle. She’s my innocent little master kinkster (UNKNOWINGLY), and she took like three-four hours to draw. Her quirk, Destroying Angel, makes it so she can grow the mushrooms of the same name from her body and the ground up to fifty feet around her. No, I didn’t draw her fingers. Leave me alone.

Smiles, Shroomie

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

POV: Stray Kids but one more member and 9x the chaos

Hyun-Ryong Aera. The maknae of Stray Kids, and also the only girl in the group.

Scientific name: Chaotica Aeracado

Species: Bipolar/ADHD all-rounder

Preferred Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Nadada/nyoong, manic/depresso

Iconic quotes: “Well, if you’re depressed, maybe STOP PLAYING GENSHIN 24/7 AND GO TOUCH F****** GRASS, LEE FELIX YONGBOK!”(That was on a TikTok live) “Korean People Taco Night!” “NO! IT’S MY COFFEE! FUCK YOU! *hisses*” “Lez gEt DRonK~”

Title: JYP’s baby (she’s never gotten in trouble for ANYTHING)

Fanfiction Title: The Ninth- Stray Kids OC Insert by Shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

here’s a midnight shitpost for ya

Literally just stuff that we need more of lol

Omega dynamic: AIZAWA, Xiao, Dabi, Link, Giyuu, SHINSOU

Dying AU: EraserMic, TodoDeku/BakuDeku, DABIHAWKSSSSS, XiaoTher/XiaoLumi, KaveTham, ZeLink

annoyingly fluffy cuddle moments: dadzawa & eri, SHINKAMI, XiaoVen, KazuScara, ShinoGiyuu, KiriBaku

VULNERABLE: AIZAWAAAAAAAAAA, Midoriya, Xiao, Scaramouche/Wanderer, HAWKSYYYYYY, Shooootooooo lol

SOMEONE LINK A GOOD ANGSTY ERASERMIC FIC IN THE COMMENTS PLEASEEEEEEE I NEED DYING AIZAWA AND HIZASHI FREAKING OUT IM SORRY ITS JUST SO GOOD

You may need to separate out the paragraphs yourself. I have no idea how to format.

I am a benevolent god, so here's a free and VERY in-depth character template!

Basic Information Character’s full name: Reason or meaning of name: Character’s nickname(s): Birth date: Physical appearance Gender: Age: How old does she appear: Nationality: Weight: Height: Body build: Shape of face: Eye color: Glasses or contacts: Skin tone: Distinguishing marks: Predominant features: Hair color: Type of hair: Hairstyle: Voice: Overall attractiveness: Physical disabilities: Aesthetic: Usual fashion of dress: Favorite outfit: Jewelry or accessories: Piercings: Tattoos?: Personality Pronouns: Positive personality traits: Negative personality traits: Mood character is most often in: Mental conditions: Sense of humor: Love language: Character’s greatest joy in life: Character’s greatest fear: Character's lesser fear(s): What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? Character is most at ease when: Most ill at ease when: Enraged when: Depressed or sad when: Priorities: Life philosophy: If granted one wish, it would be: Why? Character’s soft spot: Is this soft spot obvious to others? Greatest strength: Other strengths: Greatest vulnerability or weakness: Other weaknesses: Biggest regret: Minor regret: Biggest accomplishment: Minor accomplishment: Past failures he/she would be embarrassed/ashamed to have people know about: Why? Character’s darkest secret: Does anyone else know? Goals Drives and motivations: Immediate goals: Long term goals: How the character plans to accomplish these goals: How other characters will be affected: Past Hometown: Type of childhood: Pets: First memory: Most important childhood memory: Why: Childhood hero: Dream job: Education: Religion: Finances: Present Current location: Currently living with: Pets: Religion: Occupation: Finances: Family Mother: Relationship with her: Father: Relationship with him: Siblings: Relationship with them: Spouse: Relationship with him/her: Children: Relationship with them: Other important family members: Favorites Color: Least favorite color: Music: Least favorite music: Food: Least favorite food: Literature: Least favorite literature: Form of entertainment: Least favorite form of entertainment: Expressions: Mode of transportation: Most prized possession: Habits Hobbies: Languages spoken: Plays a musical instrument? Plays a sport? How he/she would spend a rainy day: Spending habits: Smokes: Drinks: Other drugs: What does he/she do too much of? What does he/she do too little of? Extremely skilled at: Extremely unskilled at: Nervous tics: Usual body posture: Mannerisms: Peculiarities: Traits Optimist or pessimist? Introvert or extrovert? MBTI: Daredevil or cautious? Logical or emotional? Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Prefers working or relaxing Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Animal lover? Self-perception How he/she feels about himself/herself: One word the character would use to describe self: One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? How does the character think others perceive him/her: What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: Relationships with others Sexuality: Opinion of other people in general: Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Person character most hates: Best friend(s): Love interest(s): Person character goes to for advice: Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: Person character feels shy or awkward around:

MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With an OC)

Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.

Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?

Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?

Update:

Five minutes later, he screeches "ANARCHY" or some shit at the top of his lungs and runs back into the room, also at full speed. But, plot twist, this time I move before he gets elbowed.

When I asked why he did it again, he said "revenge" and elbowed me. In the face. Daintily.

I'm not sure how to feel.

MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.

we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

Am I supposed to be doing homework?

Yes.

Am I actually doing the homework?

No.

Am I sitting around in a fluffy pink sweater scrolling tumblr and drinking coffee?

Yep.