anyway shout out to the ao3 tagging systems for all the important ways you can engage with yourself
AU where everyday you meet a different version of ayin instead of only on the last 4 days
and all of them become librarians when lor happens so instead of having nuggets it’s all just. different ayins
This NEEDS to become real
dhmis episode where it’s about marriage
duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.
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like it’s an episode about marriage
blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)
both r like wtf.
“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“
“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”
“hey, you cant say that to your wife”
“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )
“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”
“you aren’t my wife.”
“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)
“ugh. fine! whatever.”
etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,
but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background
later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .
yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.
then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.
sorry 4 making 0 sense.
Green Dawn: *happens*
Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?
Funeral: Uhh-
Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!
Funeral: ...-
Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*
Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...
Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!
Funeral: Guess that's my name now...
FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️🌈
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Currently, I have only two gods: Spleens the cat and Cinnamoroll
Asiyah
Briah
Atziluth
ABC
every time a wuthering heights adaptation depicts heathcliff as a white guy an angel dies
Aw yeah gay miniature cowboy and Roman general