Imagine Ben Messing With A Laser Pointer And Rook Tries To Catch The Red Dot.

Olivia and Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia counts for Gender Clause, and both of them were not born, but created: Olly by a male craftsman, and Olivia by Olly himself (so they both count for Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause)

Yes, Olly and Olivia from Paper Mario: The Origami King could both kill Macbeth!

They were both designed by the Origami Craftsman (a male Toad), and Olly (left) was folded by him as well, whereupon he came to life and trapped the Craftsman, folding his sister Olivia (right) himself. Olivia applies for all three Clauses, and Olly applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Twitter post

Okay I drew this thing a long time ago for fun and never posted it until now... and I didn't expect it to blow up in the way it did. Now I'm asking myself what have I done.

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Horrible ProjectMoon headcanons

Little Red's E.G.O corrosion, along with causing disfigurement to the wielder, also gives them an insatible urge to kick puppies

did you know that moby dick is gay

the book

the book is gay

i haven't still read far enough to know about the whale's sexual orientation

but the narrator ishmael is very gay

for this man queequeg

queequeg literally brought their foreheads together and said "we're married"

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

Listened to EPIC on shuffle today and got:

"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"

*Wouldn't you like starts playing*

Along with Open arms between Monster and Just a man

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Mewtwo? Genderless, a clone grown in a lab, and from a male creator?

Yes, Mewtwo from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Canonically genderless and created in a lab, Mewtwo applies for the Gender Clause and Unconventional Birth Clause! Also, while Mewtwo's specific creator is not consistent across the franchise, it is almost always credited to a man, with notable examples being Dr. Fuji, Giovanni, Blaine, and Bill. This still applies Mewtwo for the Birth Parent Clause, however, as none of these potential fathers are women. Thank you for your submission!