Xavier In Episode 5 Be Like:

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

STUNNING BEAUTIFUL AMAZING OH MY GODDDDDD

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you

maddie & simon (circa 2022... probably)

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Claire, concerned: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Nicole, snapping: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Claire.

Claire:

Nicole, caving: ...the nightmares.

Claire, wrapping her arms around Nicole: Awwww, sweetie-

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

*Simon calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?

Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie

Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?

Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so

Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?

Simon: Probably the stab wound…

Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.

I know if no one else gets me, @cloudedhologram gets me bc I swear we’re having the same thoughts about this show all the time. Perhaps we simply share a brain 🤔

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.

Simon: Wake me up…

Claire: Before you go go!

Nicole: When September ends…

Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Simon knowing he fucked up: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Maddie: Wasn't Xavier with you?

Simon: In his defense, he was also left unsupervised.