sleepisntreal - Too Old Inside
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1 year ago

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

1 year ago

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.


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1 year ago
This Is KILLING MEEEEE

this is KILLING MEEEEE

1 year ago

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

1 year ago

have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot is wasn’t canon

1 year ago

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

1 year ago

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

1 year ago
Reunited.
Reunited.
Reunited.

Reunited.

1 year ago
Something That I Drew In February To Finish In August For Vegito Day
Something That I Drew In February To Finish In August For Vegito Day

Something that I drew in February to finish in August for Vegito Day

1 year ago

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

1 year ago

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

1 year ago
No Thoughts Head Empty Only Gravity Falls Since 2016

No thoughts head empty only Gravity Falls since 2016

1 year ago
But At Least The War Is Over
But At Least The War Is Over

but at least the war is over

1 year ago
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today
#I Hope They Feel Like Italian Today

#I hope they feel like Italian today

1 year ago

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

It's Almost Time For Zack And Cody's Reservation At The Italian Restaurant
1 year ago

i hope both sides of bradley's pillow are cold because mouthing "i love you" to colin right before arthur thanks merlin during their final scene was absolute king behavior

1 year ago
And I’m Obsessed With Merlin Being In The Trunk

And I’m obsessed with merlin being in the trunk

1 year ago

We all talk about how ridiculous Danny Phantom would be for the Justice League to deal with but you know who’d be even worse? Timmy. Goddamn. Turner.

Because Phantom and his villains might be insanely overpowered but at least they actually make sense and have a specific jurisdiction! Here’s this random kid who can and will make Literally Anything happen whenever and wherever he wants and half the League isn’t even allowed to know why! Batman tries to investigate and while he does find out that Dimmsdale is legitimately batshit insane any time he gets close to figuring it out all his leads end up taking him to a website that literally just says “Fuck You Crocker” in eighteen different languages including fucking Atlantean!(in totally unrelated news Aquaman hasn’t been answering his calls.) The space heroes hear about him and are all like “you mean that little fucker who brought Dark Laser to life?” and this is news to everyone else because somehow they missed the LITERAL DEATH STAR SHARING THEIR ORBIT!!!!

And then when they finally manage to bring him in to get things cleared up Constantine goes even more ballistic than he did with Phantom, because You Absolutely Do Not Fuck With The Fae And Their Chosen. Do you want the apocalypse? Because messing with this shit is how you get the apocalypse.

Now, this Limited Interaction Policy worked out well with Phantom because he and the League had the right perspective to understand why it existed and go along with it. Timmy, who is a child having fun hanging out with superheroes and has been conditioned by circumstance to distrust magical authority figures, decides that Constantine is a bitch-ass motherfucker and starts interacting with the League as much as he possibly can out of Spite, which Cosmo and Wanda are actively encouraging both so he can potentially have positive relationships with adults for once and for the lols. He very quickly clocks Batman and Wonder Woman as being parent-shaped and will often just follow one of them around the Watchtower if he’s bored. 

Also when he meets the Young Justice team his first thought is to wonder what would happen if he put Wally “I can run faster than sound but magic isn’t real” West in a room with Denzel “Everything is because of Fairy Godparents” Crocker and locked the door.

1 year ago

Does anyone one else think the power to travel through dimensions would be cool?

Not to check out your alternate self, because that could be depressing.

No. There’s only one right way to use a power like this.

And that is to watch the shows were canceled!

Just think about it! Shows that we loved taken from us far too soon, maybe even never getting a proper ending.

In another dimension, it continued on. Something you probably watched for hours on end is back in life and the story goes on.

Hell! It doesn’t just have to be TV series. It could a book series, YouTube series, A MOVIE YOU THOUGHT SUCKED IN THIS DIMENSION COULD BE BETTER IN ANOTHER!

SKY’S THE LIMIT!

Well, that’s all I have to say.

If you have a series of something you would love to see the full story of, put it in the tags below.

1 year ago

reblog if you would hug Adrien Agreste

1 year ago

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

1 year ago

Adrien The Liar

wait. don’t go. I promise this isn’t salt. I have not been hacked. It’s me.

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Hear me out.

Continua a leggere

1 year ago

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

1 year ago
Shit Man This Got Me Emotional

shit man this got me emotional

1 year ago
Love Him

love him

1 year ago

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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