Sobstea - Sob's Tea

the complaints about people shipping clones together isnt some separate issue to the whitewashing and racism in star wars fans, its all a part of the same problem. its fetishisation of māori men, and in many ways enforces the racist and innacurate stereotypes of māori being incestuous. the act of shipping clones together is blatantly racist, and its incredibly ignorant to think that should be separated from the uwwtbb movement

Some cute/weird/alien adjacent headcanons I have for Martian Manhunter, bc I love him:

- He genuinely feels so short in his humanoid form. He usually a stagger 14’0 but now he’s only 6’5 :(

- Mars is really cold so a mission to the arctic is summer vacay for him. He will feign being cold if only in solidarity with his teammates

- Martians have fur because more desolate areas of mars are cold and dusty.

- Will 100% make up shit about Martian civilization/physiology etc. What’s the league gonna do? Prove him wrong?

- related to above but J’onn is weird by martian standards.

- In some iterations martian copulation is a fucking weird mind meld glob thing so it is 100% fair to say that J’onn carried and birthed his daughter.

- Pretty much established but j’onn has a thing for fire & green. If someone fills one or forbid both of those qualities then he’s on that ass.

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Bonus convo I had w/ a friend

Camilo’s part in We Don’t Talk About Bruno... In the tune of Low by Flo Rida

Bruno got that seven foot frame (frame!)

rats along his back (’long his back!)

when he calls your name it all will fade to black (eyy)

He sees your dreams (he sees your dreams)

feasts on your screams

wedonttalkabout bru-no no no no no no no

Me: *Never watches ninjago, not really into it any more, absolutely asleep*

Ninjago: this season will feature like 10 seconds of Zane trauma :D

Me: *rises* bitch I'm back from my coma-

What a sight to wake up to

Me: *spots this on pinterest* oh nice, it’s jus like my tumblr post, crazy coincidence

*5 seconds later*

Me: THAT IS MY TUMBLR POST

I feel fucking honoured that an artist drew it.

Suo: It’s pride month Sakura, you know what that means :)

Sakura: What- do you want me to like? Punch gay people?

Nirei: No-

Suo: It’s pride month Sakura, you know what that means :)

Sakura: What- do you want me to like? Punch gay people?

Nirei: No-

I finished Clone Wars today, cried a lot, and then immediately went to watching Bad Batch to try and put the bandage on the wound.

Anyways here's a Fox meme redraw that perfectly encapsulates how I'm feeling right now.

Knuckles: Ma’am would it be forward to say that your voice is of the sirens, your breath is of the lilacs, and your skin is of the soft downy wool of a newborn lamb?

Rouge: Yes it would!

Knuckles: What if I told you, you had a great rack?

Rouge: Oh, you’re just saying that.