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HELP
I’ve written for 3 different fandoms and I was thinking of writing for ANOTHER despite none of them being finished
So, I wasn’t going to post this until i was done the fic but I’ve lost all motivation so here’s a blurb of “We are never, ever getting back together” PT 3
(this is so ass)
PLEASE 🙏🏼🙏🏼
In my like 7 months of not posting I’ve written so much shit I can’t bring myself to finish
So, I wasn’t going to post this until i was done the fic but I’ve lost all motivation so here’s a blurb of “We are never, ever getting back together” PT 3
(this is so ass)
So, I wasn’t going to post this until i was done the fic but I’ve lost all motivation so here’s a blurb of “We are never, ever getting back together” PT 3
(this is so ass)
HELP
it looks so cute
I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.
I MISS U TOO
also I’ve been playing the sims4 nonstop
I ran out of space on my laptop from all the shit i downloaded
I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.
I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.
please tell me school spirits s2 is coming out this month. please please please please please I can't wait any longer the hyperfixation is so intense that I'm having physical and emotional withdrawals because of the lack of content from this show I'm being fed lately. i'm actually going insane
IM SORRY I MISS YOU TOOO
The feminine urge to delete all your (already few) socials and dissappear off the face of the earth ✨️
felt
The feminine urge to delete all your (already few) socials and dissappear off the face of the earth ✨️
finish watching tv show only to find out it has no fanbase on tumblr, 12 dead 27 injured
reading my old Billy posts made me giggle so hard
i hope you guys know that i take screenshots of the posts that i giggle super hard at
My Favorite School Spirits Scenes&Dialogue
[Feel free to use any of these as writing prompts]
CW: School Spirits Spoilers, Innapropriate Language, Mentions of Murder
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(Maddie and Simon walk into the auto shop looking for evidence)
Simon: Talk about a perfect place to dump a body... He ever bring you here?
Maddie: .....
Simon: Oh jeez. This is where you guys hooked up?
Maddie: I'm not answering that.
Simon: Classy guy.. What, was the dumpster behind the Jack In The Box already taken?
Maddie: Oh, grow up. You tried to make a move on Celeste Molina at the bowling shoe return counter.
Simon: That was eighth grade!
Maddie: It was ninth! You just looked like an eighth grader.
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Xavier: And you know what they say...
Maddie: What do they say?
Xavier: Bros before... strong, independent women with bright futures, it's a very popular phrase.
Maddie: You're stupid... you're lucky you're cute.
Xavier: What the Lord deny in brain, he deliver in beauty.
Maddie: And boy did he deny.
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Maddie: Look, I can't really chat right now because I've got some holes in my memory to fill.
Wally: Hey, that's why I'm here, I can totally help you fill your holes.
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Maddie: ...Excuse me?
Wally: Oh, uh, obviously I did not mean for it to come off that way.. it was more of a hypothetical "I can help you figure things out if you need it."
Maddie: Okay... I can handle it myself. And I don't need to take advice from someone who looks like they're headed to aerobics class.
Maddie: You were murdered by your guidance counselor?
Rhonda: Yep. Guided me straight to the light.
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Rhonda: There's still people in this school that count on you. Dead people.
Maddie: Since when did you stop majoring in who-gives-a-fuck?
Rhonda: We all have to pitch in, pussytoes.
Maddie: I'm sorry, what did she just call me?
Charley: I.. I think it's probably a flower...?
Maddie: 'kay...
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Simon: You hate scary movies, just own it.
Nicole: That's not true. I liked Scream.
Simon: That's scary satire, doesn't count.
Maddie: And you closed your eyes the second the movie started.
Nicole: No I didn't.
Maddie: You spent half the movie looking for that twizzler you dropped on the ground.
Simon: And you don't even like black licorice, that's Maddie's thing.
Nicole: Yeah, well, Maddie didn't invent black licorice.
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Charley: The bigger disappointment was me thinking I would get to haunt all the assholes who tortured me while I was here. But uh, instead, I was haunted by all the jokes they made once I was gone.
Maddie: What do you mean?
Charley: I was a gay kid in the 90s who died because he was allergic to nuts.
Maddie: ...
Charley: Okay, that's where you're supposed to laugh.
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Simon: Nicole, you were supposed to give me a ride this morning. To school? Remember?
Nicole: I had stuff to do. Sorry.
Simon: I figured, you were AWOL all weekend, didn't answer a single text.
Nicole: I had an application deadline, okay? So the video statement was due, my portfolio looks like it was slapped together by a third grader, so..
(A minute later, Simon opens up her binder and looks at her portfolio)
Simon: Hmm. FYI, you're a very impressive third grader. I mean, I'm impressed.
(He turns to a page that's full of half a dozen photographs of Maddie)
Simon: Uhh.. and a little concerned. Damn, she knew you took all these?
Nicole: I took a bunch of you too, you're just.. not photogenic..
Simon: Yeah.. but.. this is intense. I mean, it's cool, it's just a lot of maddiemaddiemaddiemaddiemaddiemaddie —
Nicole: — What are you trying to say?
Simon: ..Nothing. Hey. Breathe, stop doubting yourself, okay? If admission asks why you're obsessed, say you worshipped her. Tell 'em she taught you how to parallel park.
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Maddie: Seriously? All we do is haunt the halls of the stupid school, and none of you have seen anything suspicious from Anderson?
Wally: Well, one time I saw Mr. Anderson misspell the word "Fundraiser" on a Boosters Club poster, and I – he forgot the D. I feel like that's pretty suspicious coming from an English teacher.
Charley: Wally.. I'm pretty sure that was a pun..? So I'm assuming he probably did that on purpose....
Rhonda: Sorry, sweets, we don't just stand around staring at the living all day.
Maddie: No.. you plan weekend fun. Like movie nights.
Mr. Martin: Well, we do what we can to break up the monotony, Maddie, that's all.
Charley: Well, if I may.. to be fair, watching the same five sports movies over and over again is kind of monotonous, Mr. Martin.
Wally: I thought you loved "Rudy".
Charley: No.
Wally: Wow. Just w– I can't even.
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Rhonda: How are you not pissed right now!?
Wally: I am pissed, Rhonda, I'm just trying to make sense of this all, this is very new to me, I don't know how I feel —
Rhonda: Try not to lose it in front of your crush.
Wally: OK, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MAD AT ME RHONDA -- I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, BE MAD AT HIM —
Rhonda: I am mad at him.
Wally: Okay, you said you wouldn't bring that up again —
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Maddie: Have you seen my teacher Mr. Anderson?
Dawn: You mean like him with a murder weapon? Or your dead body?
Maddie: Yes!
Dawn: Nope! Though I am pretty easily distracted...
Maddie: Is it the.. bad acid?
Dawn: ....?
Maddie: Charley mentioned something about that..
Dawn: Well no, I've never taken drugs! I just meant from all the new ways you kids have had to connect... (starts talking about the internet)
Maddie: Okay.. well I've got to go talk to the bus crash kids.
Dawn: Oh, good luck. Those banjos are all bongo, if you know what I mean... You should let me come with! I speak bongo.
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Nicole: I'm sorry, when did you become all Scooby Doo?
Claire: ...
Nicole: I mean, two months ago, you were wiping your feet on Maddie's face, now you're... what? Trading in your pom pom for a trench coat?
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(Charley laying on the indoor pool bleachers with sunglasses over his glasses, smelling sunscreen)
Charley: Ah, I love this smell. Coconut, verbena.. you close your eyes, you could be anywhere. Miami.. Aruba...
Rhonda: Yeah, and then you open them, and there's a band-aid floating in the surf.
Charley: I miss a good sunburn.
Wally: I miss Debbie Gibson.
Rhonda: ...??
Wally: What? I thought we were talking about stuff that we miss.
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(Emilio walks past Charley and makes him gay panic)
Rhonda: Dial it downnn.. just because you smell like an Almond Joy, doesn't mean he knows you're here.
Wally (to Maddie): That's Mr. Figueroa. Emilio. He was Charley's crush when they were still students here. He sponsors the.. L-G..T —
Rhonda: — B.
Wally: B-T-Q club.. and Charley never misses a meeting.
Charley: I only go for the refreshments.. and uh, you're one to talk. You hit the gym every day to impress some boneheads who only know you as a name on a scoreboard.
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Charley: Okay, let's try hypnosis.
(Dawn randomly spawns in the back, sitting at the table eating the burrito)
Dawn: Oh, God no... Not that.
Wally: Hello, Dawn.. uhhh, how long — how long you been sitting there, girl?
Dawn: Since I smelled the burrito 😊
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(The ghosts are gathered in a circle so they can begin the anti-seance as Dawn waves an old, burnt Brussels sprout around as a substitute for sage)
Dawn: Settle, settle, settle, settle. We're under Capricornus.
Rhonda: ...who?
Dawn: The stars. Close your eyes, look inward, right to the back of your skull. What are you seeing, Mads?
Maddie: Uh, not much, it's dark..
Dawn: Dark!
Rhonda: Maybe it's the back of her skull.
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Xavier: I just -- I feel like I'm walking into a trap.
Maddie: Funny. I don't recall you being scared when you were hooking up in your backseat.
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Rhonda: If I thought it would help me cross over, I would go out there and tackle someone.
Mr. Martin: Okay, that's the spirit.. I think.
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Xavier: I wasn't tampering with anything, dad.
Sheriff Baxter: Man, how stupid do you think I am? What are we, runnin' neck and neck in the dumbass derby?
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Wally: I wanna make sure she's okay!
Rhonda: Let's check the faculty lounge..
Charley: She didn't say she needed a nap.
Rhonda: Maybe she went to speak with Simon. Sorry.
Wally: Why are you sorry?
Rhonda: You wince every time you hear his name.
Wally: This is not me wincing, this is my happy face.
Rhonda: Ah, could have fooled me.
Wally: Look -- I know she's still trying to figure her stuff out, but I can wait. We're not even at halftime.
Rhonda: I don't know what that means.. but if that is your happy face, remind me to hide when you're really happy.
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(Maddie and her mom arguing before Maddie's death)
Maddie: You wanna take everything that dad gave me? Here. Take this.
(Maddie rips her necklace off and hands it to her mom)
Maddie: You could pawn it, get 40 bucks from it. Buy yourself a fucking welcome mat.
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Xavier: If I ask her about the phone, she's just gonna bail!
Simon: Stop being a fucking coward!
Xavier: A coward -- FUCK YOU SIMON.
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Simon: SAYONARA, SHIT RIVER!! Northwestern won't know what hit 'em!!
(proceeds to bump into somebody walking through the hall as he says that)
Maddie: Slow your roll, we're not even in yet.
(Bell rings)
Mr. Anderson: You degenerates are late!
Nicole: I'm not even in your class..
Mr. Anderson: You're still late.. and degenerate.
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Claire: What did you tell the police?
Mr. Anderson: I told them the truth. That I took that money to pay off my dad. Is that okay with you? Cool. Can I go?
Claire: Did you say anything about me!?
Mr. Anderson: Y'know what? I don't remember! 😛
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Mr. Martin: It sounds like you're struggling. Write your obituary.
Maddie: Uh, no.
Mr. Martin: Everyone here has written one. It helps us to focus on the highlights of our lives, the sweet victories.
Maddie: I've gotten out of writing papers before because of cramps. I'm pretty sure death counts as a good excuse.
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Simon: Happy?
Maddie: Yeah, I'm thrilled. My DNA is on a boiler room wall and my piece of shit boyfriend might have something to do with that. Does it get much happier!?
Simon: Oh, so now you come around? How many times did I tell you that dude was sketchy?
Maddie: This isn't about him keeping hand lotion in his glove compartment, Simon.
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Simon: Bathrooms.. you're not gonna linger and wait there... right?
Maddie: ...
Simon: MADDIE
Maddie: Relax, I left before I saw anything.... But you should really wash your hands more.
Simon: Okay and now I'm hanging up. Byeeeee!
when the hyperfixation is so bad I wrote an entire essay of theories after watching a 39 second clip
(I’m gonna look crazy to my jhutch followers..)
School spirits s2 teaser is FREAKING ME OUT.
why was Charley choking? who was on the hospital bed?? why was Xavier in a HOSPITAL GOWN. maddie and Wally’s kiss? WHY WAS THE FUCKING SCHOOL ON FIRE.
I’m crashing out and you’re telling me I have to wait till JANUARY??? GENUINELY WTF IS HAPPENING.
also sorry me tweaking is the first post from me in MONTHS..
School Spirits 1x06||Season 2 Teaser
Here’s a PSA relating to my main blog as well:
I’m genuinely so sorry for leaving you all with a cliffhanger on my series, and being inactive for so long. I am so grateful for all of you who have read and enjoyed my writing. It’s genuinely my dream to have people read my stories.
Recently, i’ve been extremely uninspired (and as i’ve said above, i’ve been busy as well), and I can’t seem to write anymore.
This is not me saying you guys will never see a part 3 of my series, since there definitely could be. It just won’t be for a while. This is a BIG maybe, but I might put out a oneshot or two once in a while.
Again, i’m so sorry for promising you guys something without delivering. I really am so greatful for you guys!
Another Billy PSA!
Hey guys!
I know you guys have probably been wondering where i’ve been. (if you’re not jn the Jhutch discord server.)
I work as a counselor at a camp, meaning from 7-5 i’m working with little 4 year olds. It’s pretty exhausting so I just don’t have as much time for social media as I used to.
This account will NOT be deleted, and I might come back to be active every once and awhile. Once the summer ends, or I get used to my new work routine things will most likely be back to normal. (I know you guys probably miss billy and his gayness, so I will try my best to do this.)
Again, my activity might go back to normal eventually, so please be patient with me!
Wallace, you and I should take a trip to Ohio. Maybe rizz some mungus? Perchance edge and goon to a skibidi toilet? Maybe once we’re done we can Jelk and mew for a few hours?
erm.. what the sigma? 🤓☝️Is this DILF trying to rizz my gyatt?? This is SO not fanum skibidi.
@claptondavis
I think I need assistance translating this... cryptic cacophony. I starred at it for a good 10 minutes with two different pairs of glasses and still feel like I'm having a stroke.
I'm starting to think Tumblr isn't so good for my health.
hell yeah brother ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
guys idk what you mean i didn’t do that
guys idk what you mean i didn’t do that
Are you gonna write a part 3 for we are never getting back together?
I’m genuinely so sorry but i’ve had severe writers block for a long time.
I’m trying to throw together a little smut one shot right now 😞.
Hopefully when I’m less busy during the summer i’ll get the next chapter out.
it’s so funny to me that this is my top post
(in all seriousness i love you all so much! it means the world that you guys interact with my posts <33)
i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers
That dude from the Zombies movies really being on my tv screen like every 5 seconds huh
Clapton and Wally give off the same exact vibes
Josh 24
What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
Abed does not remind me of Josh BUT I have a feeling that Abed would love to be friends with Futturman.
Josh would tell him all his journey and Abed would be fascinated by josh’s creativity (he doesn’t believe all of what he’s saying tho but plays along bc he love sci-fi)
(fun fact Keith David appeared in both community AND future man)
Kurtis 🙏🙏
hey guys 😁
quick reminder (to myself) , I have interests other than jhutch!
Ik I’m gonna get hate for this prolly but I find it a bit weird when people portray Mike Schmidt as ‘horny rapist who is obsessed with you and is borderline psychotic’ like almost every fic I’ve read of him is just him wanting to constantly pump reader full of cum. Also how some people hc that he’d forcefully intoxicate you with his sleeping pills is just… idk it’s prolly just me but it makes me uncomfortable. But that man is exhausted with trying to raise a kid, keep a job, and also not die. I don’t think he constantly wants to fuck people
oops!!
my favorite discord moments
When do we get part 3 of we are never getting back together, I'm going feral
IM SO SORRY 🙏
I have really bad writers block, but I have maybe 1k words done so far. I’ll try to get it out soon! Thank you all for your patience!!
my favorite discord moments