[image description 1/2: Kanaya sits on her crafting table with her keyboard on her lap. she says: "you have been CHEESED." she types away, saying "cheese cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese cheese, cheese, cheese chee chee chee chee chee chee chee, cheez chee chee chee chee chee, cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese."
ID 2/2: Feferi's lusus, Gl'bgolyb, tells her, "it's very important that I'm allowed to slumber for one thousand years and never feel any pain. Fef does not want to here it. / end ID]
I don't even know if that's how you spell cheece.
[text sources: ⚛︎ìmLësbian⚛︎ on youtube, dyatlovpassingprivilege on tumblr]
[ID: Aradia and Fozzer pose together in a spooky field. Aradia says, "Spooky season is upon us and it is important to know the differences between different kinds of resting places!!!" Aradia is now among very large bones. she says, "CEMETERIES are unconsecretated and not affiliated with a specific church!" Fozzer says from the clown church building, "GRAVEYARDS are consecrated grounds located within a church yard!" Aradia goes to a foggy burial ground and says, "BURYING GROUNDS are graveyards in new england!" Fozzer is now in a hole in the ground with a skeleton poking out, which is not what a catacomb is. Fozzer says, "CATACOMBS are underground burial places!" Aradia is even more off location. she is in Jane's house, with John's taxidermied body. Aradia says, startled, "MAUSOLEUMS are above ground buildings that house human remains in caskets or urns!" this does not typically include taxidermy. Fozzer is back in his favorite field, saying, "all kinds of burial grounds are valid! all kinds of burial grounds can be spooky! all kinds of burial grounds can be wandered about in dense fog while wearing all-black Gothic Revival attire and quoting Romantic poetry!" Aradia, in her ghost form and in front of a spooky mansion, says, "do not limit yourself to cemeteries! haunt all kinds of burial grounds!" / end ID.
text source: zeldahime on tumblr]
I can confirm that they're spitting facts, but can any of y'all confirm the new england thing specifically? that's the one thing I'm not sure of (google wasn't helping).
by the way, if anybody wants to learn more about burial and funerary stuff, Ask a Mortician on youtube is a great source!
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When I adopted Athena last month, we knew she had leg deformities but didn't realize the full extent of her disability until we were able to see an orthopedic surgeon. She has bilateral carpal flexor contractures, a condition so rare the specialist had never seen a cat with it and his colleague had only seen one case. They recommended splinting her legs until she's grown more and then they want to do total wrist fusion of both front legs (two surgeries that total to $11,000). I was already shocked by the estimate and then was told that doesn't include the thousands of dollars of xrays and physical therapy she will need before and after the surgery. I'm a bit overwhelmed by all of this and just want to help this little kitten. She is just the sweetest and all she wants is to play and snuggle. I hate knowing she's in pain from the pressure sores caused by her condition and want to get her the best treatment possible. If you want to follow our journey, she's also on instagram as twisty_legs.
I made these edits years ago and I still don't know why.
happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!
[image descriptions:
ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.
ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).
ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".
ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".
ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".
ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]
haha, Lynera said a dick joke.
*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS
GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!
I just couldn’t resist!
Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?
[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]
DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡
[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]
And thus, a friendship was born.
(text source: beetledrink, creepsandcrawlers, kramergate, and laflenkenway on tumblr)
[text sources: simonstuck943 and nodamncatnodamncradle on tumblr]
Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?
btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao
you know who you are
'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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