:3

I drew the toothbrushes myself with a mouse lmao. I was totally gonna make Mallek's teeth shiny, but I couldn't figure out to make it work.

[text sources: philsadelphia on twitter, and deverified and essentiallyjesus on tumblr]

I totally half-assed this post, so of course tumblr itself congratulations me on it being my 100th post lmao. I had always thought I'd make big deal out of this milestone, but uh. here we are with framed clown boobs! that's probably more on brand anyway.

they even said wowzer

I'm almost running out of gay shit to post!

[text sources: veggie-lo-mein and fecto on tumblr]

I present to y'all: an assortment of Sapphic piracy! no need to thank me! ~♡ (also I'm meaning lesbian as a broad term. they don't have specific labels confirmed. this fandom has a really weird amount of bi exclusion already and I just want to clear that up!)

isolated Joey here (potential icon?):

[text sources: seas-and-shanties, sevenseaslesbian, and pickle-frog on tumblr]

I threw together some mother's day e-cards! here's a sweet one:

and here's a cursed one:

the second one is more biologically specific, but the first one can work for all sorts of motherly figures. I'll be sending both to my mom, and I'll show the first one to my cat because she's a mom! and I'll make father's day ones next month!

Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny

here you go!

this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!

also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!

[text source: beadyeyes on tumblr]

they asked multiple people?!!?

did they ask one of us and then get tired of waiting so they asked the other?! I did take a while to get back to them. or did they want multiple versions?!! do they ask every homestuck editor this?!?!? who is this menace?!?! bento box anon, please tell me your story!

Marvus hypes up his lame af boyfriend Zebruh (yes I know I have bad taste and no I will not stop) -🍱

I made these edits years ago and I still don't know why.

*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS

scary

(text source: tvguts on tumblr)

I'm fucking dying laughing over this tired hungry nonsense omfg. "I'm gonna lie down," they said, already lying down.

while it's certainly not unusual for me to write down my weird-ass intrusive thoughts, I'm not yet used to posting them and them being acknowledged as a thing that happened and I'm going absolutely fucking bananas about the whole situation lmao... they totally sounded like Dad Egbert I swear!

also when I saw the tag "/pos" I thought for a moment that it meant "piece of shit". like not to me or anyone in particular, don't worry, I just assumed that it was a relevant tag for some reason.

I'm feeling a lot better now, for the record...

Phew boi it's been a while hasn't it?

How's my buddy? You doin' okay sugar?

Are you remembering to take care of yourself? Not overworking or stressing out too much?

I'm proud of you, I'm sure you hear this a lot, but I am I mean look at you

You've come so far, worked so hard, and it shows

I hope you know that you're enough, that your worth doesn't boil down to how much work/content you can produce

You're a great person, and I could go on and on with synonyms but I'll keep it simple heh

Also WOW your art is like wow

I'm sorry like I honestly haven't seen it until recently and I don't have words, you can write AND draw? You're all around talented!

I'm really glad we're friends :) -🐝

🥺🥺🥺i’m really glad we’re friends too!! i love you!!!

i’m doing ok actually!

i’m currently on vacation in florida (first time outside of europe😳) so i’m trying not to stress too much about posting currently. i’ll get back on the grind when i get home😎

thank you so much for all the compliments, it really means a lot to me! i could send them all right back at you as well but it would be a long post ahahah