Bucky: *joining the Avengers for the first time* so, who’s in charge?
Tony: usually whoever shouts the loudest
Me straight after a mental breakdown suddenly getting an idea for an edit
The supervillain sighs in frustration as he looks at the group of superheroes. “Alright raise your hands if you are adults?” he said. None of them did it. “This battle is canceled and tell your mayor we need to talk! today!” he said angrily.
“The best kind of people are the ones who come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people who believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people who love you, simply for being you.”
— Unknown
Pepper: what the fuck? why is the house on fire?
Peter: in my defence, Mr. Stark was supposed to be supervising me
Tony: and in my defence, I myself was left unsupervised
Pepper: Jesus Christ
Tony: *goes into peters room*
Peter: *closes laptop*
Tony: guess it’s just you and me tonight
Peter: okay, I’ll be down soon
Tony: *leaves and barges back in* whAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME
Peter: pORN
Tony: DONT LIE TO ME
Peter: fine I’m trying to send a message to this girl