Reblog This Post If Your Aromantic And/or Asexual

I want to do a hear me out cake but i think my perception of what even counts as a hear me out has been horribly warped by the simple fact that i am on tumblr

hey magnus archives fans i know yall got a lot of mikes… you may even know a mike who isn’t in magnus

consider send one in?

Honestly I kinda get Mike Crew. After the millionth time someone asks something about you that they find weird, you do, in fact, start wanting to throw them off buildings. If I had sky powers I’m not entirely certain I wouldn’t use them that way

Has tumblr been randomly crashing within 5 minutes of closing the app for anyone else? It’s getting annoying, it keeps dying right as i follow a notification to read a post (closing the notification) or while im scrolling through long threads of images (sending the post into the abyss forever… still mad about the tma comic i can never finish reading)

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

Love emerging from the void, reblogging a bunch of memes, and disappearing again

Anyways hello gay people

He has mastered the art of spontaneously appearing in the conversation despite being 8(?) feet tall.

Entrapta, in comparison, tends to drop from the ceiling if she wants to tell someone something.

I enjoy the concept of Hordak defaulting to looming over people from behind. Like, that is how he arrives to start a conversation. He means nothing negative by it; it's just his natural way of inserting himself into a social situation. No matter where he is.

People just see his tall shadow fall over them. They turn around slowly, and there he is. Glaring down at them. Stony-faced. Red eyes glowing. Deeply intimidating.

Only to ask them where the restroom is. Or to offer up the WiFi password he and Entrapta just finished decoding. Or to invite them to Sunday afternoon tea at the Crypto Castle.

I have been laughing so hard i cannot breathe for several minutes. Get off of tumblr google it isnt good for you

Google is cooked

I started headcanoning jon as tall (taller than martin at least) at some point. When did i become a tall jon believer when did this happen what

wait

okay so you know Sasha's surnames is James and Tim's is Stoker

if we combine it

JOKER

THEIR SHIPNAME CAN BE FUCKING JOKERS AND WERE NOT USING IT???? WHY.

and they're literally the funny ones in the archives. they joke around with eachother a lot. COME ON PEOPLE