Local Autistic Discovers That In Order To Speak A New Language You Have To Learn It. Ten Dead Forty Seven

is this a safe space to say that if he was real this man would not be safe from me

There would be nowhere he could go where I would not find him and ask him out. Asexuality be damned, he could be go to the ends of the earth and I would sense him like a shark and chase him with speed previously unseen by humanity. He could be hiding in a little house in the ass crack of the turtle holding up the planet and I would show up at his door with a rose between my teeth. I want him biblically. I want him in a way that would make Jesus himself rise from the ground and punch me in the throat. Then Jesus would see this man and join in instead.

Personally, I’m starting to think fake allies are worse than outright bigots.

Sure, some asshole in a park will call me a faggot and it sucks, but there’s something so insidious and cruel about someone who claims to support you but who won’t do the bare minimum for your community’s pain. Someone who tweets ‘trans rights are human rights’ again and again like mantra but won’t stop supporting the Worst Person Alive in favour of continuing to read a kids’ book about wizards. Someone who wears ‘Ally’ t-shirts and ‘love is love’ pins with every outfit but won’t stop eating a fucking chicken sandwich brand. Someone who claims to fight for your rights but actively contributes to the harming of those same rights, despite how fucking easy it’d be not to. I’d rather you just call me a tranny fag or whatever at this point. If you’re gonna be a piece of shit, at least grow a pair and go all the way.

I accidentally used self raising flour in lasagne last night instead of plain flour and, in a fit of anger, my dad yelled ‘WHY DON’T YOU GO AND EAT SOME OF THAT AND TELL ME IF IT’D MAKE A GOOD MEAL’ and he was only saying it to be a dick but I am nothing if not a pedant so I have resigned to eat this entire lasagne. I’m on my third bowl and it’s so bad but I am determined.

I am absolutely anti ‘watering characters down to just being a femboy’ and all that, but some people need to be more normal about people just calling fictional characters twinks. It isn’t an insult, it’s not crude, it’s literally just a genre of gay and some characters fit that.

the sound I made is one that can’t actually come out of a human mouth I think

by far the funniest explanation for Xie Lian not realizing all those boys/men in his life with dark hair and an eyepatch have been the same guy is that repeated exposure to Hua Cheng has caused him to believe that eyepatches on men are way more common than they actually are. "average person is highly likely to wear an eyepatch" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person wears 0 eyepatches. Eyepatches Georg, who sculpts in a cave & wears an eyepatch for 800 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

you ever see something so cool that you’re mad you didn’t make it?

light a candle for me when i die, won't you?

my dear friend, are you aware that you’re the funniest person I’ve ever had a conversation with

”Hua Cheng would never bottom” are you high. Are you on drugs. What is it you smoke. Is it crack? Weed? Coke? Are you huffing glue? Are you on mushrooms? Xie Lian could politely go ‘I think I wanna top tonight’ in passing conversation and that man (ghost?) would go ‘Ok Gege :D I love you’ and then he’d happily get his back blown out, and he’d be arching the whole time. I know him personally so I can vouch. Get your act together.

he’s me fr guys

I think it's funny that every martial god has some sort of special weapon specifically made for them except for quan yizhen. mu qing has zhanmandao, feng xin has fengshen, pei ming has mingguang, xie lian has ruoye but quan yizhen has his fists and pure unadultered autism

The girls on tiktok brought back the word fujoshi, if nobody told you.

Yeah, they don’t know the definition or history and get mad when you try to correct them. No yeah they post about the fetish mangas too. Yeah.

okay I recently got to Mount Tong’lu in the tgcf books, and I got some shit I wanna say.

Do y’all remember the time I was in hysterics over Qi Rong’s ‘HAHHAHAHA DADDY’S LEAVING! DON’T FOLLOW ME, WHAT A NUISANCE!’ Bullshit? Do you remember when I said that the fatherless community has not forgiven Qi Rong?

Well, we’ve forgiven Qi Rong.

The whole ‘Uhhhhhh I’m totally just fattening him up to eat him! I don’t care- GUZI GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU’LL HURT YOURSELD D:’ Vibe has charmed me. I would like fic recs with these two’s evil found family thank you.