"Stop Trying To Make Cursed Shit Canon, We Have Will For That"

Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*

Derek: what the hell?!

Stiles: lighten the fuck up.

Lanyon: So what's your biggest weakness?

Hyde: I can be uncooperative.

Lanyon: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hyde: No.

Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)

Hyde: I didn't do anything illegal!

Jekyll: That's not very reassuring.

Jackson: You kidnapped him?

Scott: …Yes?

Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.

Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?

Stiles: *offended*

Liam: They kidnapped you too?

Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-

Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.

Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*

Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*

Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.

[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]

Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?

Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.

Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?

Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*

Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?

Cas:Watch.

[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]

Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.

Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.

Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!

Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.

Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!

Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.

gabriel, throwing an arm around jack: ah! my nephewlim!

@askthebunker

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Micheal: *flying*

Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*

Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

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Micheal: *playing the harp*

Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!

Michael: Why you bully me?

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