It’s So Hard To Try And Describe Cicero’s “jester Act” Because While It Is Sort Of An Act, It’s

All found family shows have: Hale Pack Edition

(#The first 2 are usually dating)

derek: okay fine, truth or dare?

stiles: truth

derek: how many hours have you slept this week?

stiles: ...

stiles: ...dare

derek: go to bed.

stiles: i don’t like this game.

Snufkin is the only valid introvert representation.

Finally, someone gets that needing alone time has nothing to do with how much I like/dislike a person.  They could be the best person in the world and I’d still feel the need to disappear for a few days every now and again.  And where I go? That’s a mystery.  (Its no where exciting.  I just need some privacy even in my memories)

Lanyon: Jekyll, please, may I ask WHY there are a bunch of frogs in your office?

Jekyll laying down in a pile of frogs: They looked so cold outside! I had to bring them inside! :(

Lanyon: Henry, they are frogs-- frogs are supposed to be cold! They are wild animals!

Jekyll: :(

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Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

Oliver: *pitches an idea*

Penelope, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Percy, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

im playing skyrim and a dragon was about to show up so you could hear it roaring in the distance and cicero goes "mother??? is that your voice i hear???" so now i know why cicero isn't the listener

• incorrect teen wolf quotes •

Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.

"Stop trying to make cursed shit canon, we have Will for that"

- Phil @ Tubbo

Derek: We all have our demons.

Scott, holding Void Stiles by the collar: This one's ours!